Marc:

Laughed till I choked!

Dan
75 Argosy 26

> From: "Weimers" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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> Date: Thu, 31 May 2001 08:55:40 -0400
> To: Multiple recipients of VACList <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Subject: [VAC] Re: Grade %
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> ----- Original Message -----
>> The mathematical relationship is that tangent( angle) = rise/run.
>> Surveyors measure rise with a level and rod, and run with a tape. So %
>> grade is simply 100 * rise / run. Far simpler to compute than angle. And
>> at low slopes, under 5 or 6%, slope and angle are essentially the same
>> for the angle in radians. There 360 degrees in a circle and 2 pi (=
>> 6.28) radians. At 1 degree slope, slope (not %) is 0.017455. The angle
>> in radians is 0.017453. There are (360/ 2 pi) 57.29578 degrees per
>> radian. End of math lesson.
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> I've come up with a simpler version:
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> 1% grade:   Overdrive transmission should be shifted out of overdrive
> 
> 3%          Suburban no longer able to maintain 95 MPH while towing 31'
> Airstream uphill
> 
> 5%          Suburban begins to slow down to speed limit
> 
> 10%        Suburban doing some serious work - Big Mac starts to slide off
> seat
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> 12%        Transmission reaching maximum operating temperature
> 
> 15%        Suburban has to downshift into second gear
> ...unless it's a 454,  in which case it can't go
> 95 MPH anymore.
> 
> 16%        Calculator (or slide rule) used to figure out degrees and radians
> of slopes slides off seat.
> 
> 17%        Wife says "Why can't you ever stop and ask directions ???"
> 
> 18%        Transmission bursts into flames
> 
> 20%        Dodge Cummins pick-up starts to slow down
> 
> 25%        Chunks of pavement start tearing out and flying backward under
> Suburban wheels.
> 
> 30%        You've just made Wally Byam proud!
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> Does this help ??
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