If you're a woman - Enjoy and have a good laugh over this..... :-) and
If you're a man - Great learning........
Good One):--
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman
who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you
this money, will you buy some wine with
it instead of dinner?"
"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.
"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend
all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20
years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm
going t o take you out for dinner with my
husband and myself tonight.
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for
doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I
probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up
shopping, hair, appointments and wine."!!!!!!!
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