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  If you're a woman - Enjoy and have a good laugh over this..... :-) 
and                                                
                                                                                                                       
 
                                                                                                                       
 
 If you're a man - Great 
learning........                                                                               
                                                                                                                 
Good 
One):--                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                

 A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly 
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman    
 who asked her for a couple of dollars for 
dinner.                                                                      
                                                                                                                       
 
 The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you 
this money, will you buy some wine with 
 it instead of 
dinner?"                                                                                                
 
                                                                                                                       
 
 "No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman 
replied.                                                    
                                                                                                                       
 
 "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman 
asked.                                              
                                                                                                                       
 
 "No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend 
all my time trying to stay alive."        
                                                                                                                       
 
 "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman 
asked.                                              
                                                                                                                       
 
 "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 
years!"                                  
                                                                                                                       
 
 "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm 
going t o take you out for dinner with my   
 husband and myself 
tonight.                                                                                           
 
                                                                                                                       
 
 The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for 
doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I      
 probably smell pretty 
disgusting."                                                                                    
 
                                                                                                                       
 
 The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman 
looks like after she has given up          
 shopping, hair, appointments and 
wine.”!!!!!!!                                                                       
 
                                                                                                                       
 
 
 
 
 




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