> > 1) What is the tax on a
> > Mallu's income called?
> > IngumDax
> >
> > 2) Where did the Malayali study?
> > In the ko-liage.
> >
> > 3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
> > He is very bissi.
> >
> > 4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
> > To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
> > Gelff.
> >
> > 5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
> > To yearn meney.
> >
> > 6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
> > fire?
> > He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
> >
> > 7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
> > MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen
> >
> > 8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
> > Yem Bee Yae.
> >
> > 9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
> > He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin
> > Curren.
> >
> > 10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
> > everyday?
> > An Oto
> >
> >
> > 11) Where does he pray?
> > In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
> >
> > 12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
> > A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
> >
> > 13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis
> dont
> > werk hard?
> > Kerala.
> >
> > 14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
> > Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting,
> > folding and re-tying the lungi
> >
> > 15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
> > He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
>
> > 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP
> > QUWAIT'
> > 16) What is the Latest
> > Malayali Punch Line?
> > " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are
> > Yevery Where "
> > 17) Why aren't Mals
> > included in hockey and football
> > teams ?
> > Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea
> > shop.
> >
> > 18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
> > kokanet oil.
> >
> > 19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana
> > Chibbs.
> >
> > 20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN
> > bones....
> >
>
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