Good ones. I bet, a few of these have originated from Ramani the comedian > Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2009 19:58:50 -0700 > From: [email protected] > Subject: Enough of Sardar jokes.................Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!!!! > To: [email protected] > > > > > 1) What is the tax on a > > > Mallu's income called? > > > IngumDax > > > > > > 2) Where did the Malayali study? > > > In the ko-liage. > > > > > > 3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today? > > > He is very bissi. > > > > > > 4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? > > > To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in > > > Gelff. > > > > > > 5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff? > > > To yearn meney. > > > > > > 6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught > > > fire? > > > He zimbly jembd out of the vindow. > > > > > > 7) How does a Malayali spell moon? > > > MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen > > > > > > 8) What is Malayali management graduate called? > > > Yem Bee Yae. > > > > > > 9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America? > > > He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin > > > Curren. > > > > > > 10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office > > > everyday? > > > An Oto > > > > > > > > > 11) Where does he pray? > > > In a Temble, Charch and a Maask > > > > > > 12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ? > > > A Malaya-Lee of coarse. > > > > > > 13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis > > dont > > > werk hard? > > > Kerala. > > > > > > 14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? > > > Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, > > > folding and re-tying the lungi > > > > > > 15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait? > > > He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say > > > > > 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP > > > QUWAIT' > > > 16) What is the Latest > > > Malayali Punch Line? > > > " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are > > > Yevery Where " > > > 17) Why aren't Mals > > > included in hockey and football > > > teams ? > > > Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea > > > shop. > > > > > > 18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of > > > kokanet oil. > > > > > > 19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana > > > Chibbs. > > > > > > 20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN > > > bones.... > > > > > > > > > > >
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