That's how I do it here in my neck of the woods when the police catches me with fish. Glad to see that this tactic made it to you Rene
On 06/29/2014 07:39 AM, Chuck Alexander wrote: > This is funny, Chuck > > > A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by > a game warden in Arkansas as he started to drive his boat away from a > lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license > please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them > there papers. These here are my pet fish." > > "Pet fish!?!?" > > "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and > let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right > back into my net and I take 'em home." > > "What a line of baloney....you're under arrest." > > The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya! > We do this all the time!!" > > "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!" > > The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. > After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?" > > "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck. > > The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?" > > "Call who back?" > > "The FISH," replied the warden! > > "Whut fish?" asked the redneck. > > Truth: > We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as > some government employees. > -- > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the "VFB Mail" > group. > > To post to this group, send email to [email protected] > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected] > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/vfb-mail?hl=en > > VFB Mail is sponsored by Line's End Inc at http://www.linesend.com > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google > Groups "VFB Mail" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send > an email to [email protected] > <mailto:[email protected]>. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. -- -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the "VFB Mail" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/vfb-mail?hl=en VFB Mail is sponsored by Line's End Inc at http://www.linesend.com --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "VFB Mail" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
