Keith; me thinks you just may have opened a rather LARGE can of worms.
Alan Di Somma phxflytyer Phoenix,Az. --- "Keith Passant" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >Thought this might aleviate the recent "discussion" > >An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his >dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, >the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the >engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts >designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air >conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty >popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a >sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things >are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and >escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up >with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a >mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan >says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping >him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs >uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get >a lawyer?" > >KP _____________________________________________________________ Get a FREE [EMAIL PROTECTED] email from---> http://www.floattuber.com
