----- Original Message ----- From: "Keith Passant" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, February 04, 2002 2:36 PM Subject: [VFB] Re: Scissor crap
> Thought this might aleviate the recent "discussion" > > An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his > dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, > the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the > engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts > designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air > conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty > popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a > sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things > are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and > escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up > with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a > mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan > says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping > him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs > uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get > a lawyer?" > > KP > > >
