Don, Well you did it wrong matey ! LOL. We make SPAM fritters by coating the SPAM in batter and frying. Used to be real popular here but now its a top selling fish bait ! Could always tell if it was a bit dodgy as the can would expand. KP By the way keep the bat killing aspects of it quiet or PETA will be after a ban on the manufacturing process !! ----- Original Message ----- From: "Don Ordes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, May 13, 2002 6:36 PM Subject: Re: [VFB] I saw your email- spammer!!!!
> Keith, > I think 'Spam' is not real food. We tried to cook some over a campfire a > few years back to make a spam-burger. It never changed, even after hours > over the fire- it never shrank, never turned dark, never even sizzled or > even looked like it was cooking. And we left it on all night just to see if > it would. Nada! We poured the juice from the spam can into the fire, and > bats started falling out of the night sky, poisoned I think from toxic > fumes. I think that stuff came from government wartime experiments- can > soldiers live without real food? In Viet Nam it was perfect because it > would never spoil- being bacteria-proof!!!! > DonO > >
