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My WIFE sent this to me
!!
Do I have a problem
??
One Saturday
morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch
made, puts on
his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the
truck and down the driveway he goes.
Coming out of
his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow
mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he
returns to the garage.
He comes back
into the house and turns the TV to the weather
channel.
He finds it's
going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage,
quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he
cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers,
"The weather out there is terrible."
To which she
sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that
shit?"
JG
Jerry
Goldsmith
Altamonte Springs,
Fl
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