Exasperated, the UT guy said "Heh that's my fly you snagged!" The Aggie just grinned and said "Sorry I was trying to aim between the horns!" <VBG> Deb
----- Original Message ----- From: "Jimmy D. Moore" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]@yahoogroups.com>; "Flyfishing World" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Saturday, September 20, 2003 5:11 PM Subject: [VFB] QUOTE FOR THE DAY > The lists have been more or less "dead" for the last few days. Tho't > I'd liven things up a little - <VBG> > > "Two fly fishermen were standing back to back about thirty feet apart > and completely oblivious of each other. One was a University of Texas > grad and the other a grad of Texas A&M, also known as an Aggie. > Suddenly, in perfect motion, they hooked each other's fly on the back > cast and on the forward cast felt a tremendous tug on their lines. > Thinking they had hung a bush, they flipped their rods back and forth > trying to loosen their flies. The "bushes" pulled back. Consider their > amazement when they turned and found that they'd hooked each other's > fly. Exasperated, the UT guy said ". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . > . . . . ." The Aggie just grinned and said ". . . . . . . . . . . . . > . . . . . . . . . . . . . " > I'll leave it up to ya'll to fill in the blanks of the quote. Send it > to me, (on list or off - your preference - after all it's fishing > related, right?), and I'll publish the winner's name and what you said > on the Lists and the winner will also receive a jar of my HOTTERN-HELL > KOSHER DILL GARLIC ANAHEIM /HABANERO PICKLES OR a jar of my > ANAHEIM/HABANERO PEPPER SAUCE. Your choice. I have other milder pickles > and pepper sauce also. > > Keep in mind that Aggie jokes are legend in Texas. Very similar to the dumb > pollack jokes we used to hear. No offense to any Poles on the list. LOL. > > Have Fun! > > JIMMY D > > > Jimmy D. Moore - Author,Outdoor Writer,TOWA, > Texas Fish & Game, VP Chapter Affairs GRTU, FFF > Owner/Webmaster - Worldwide Flyfishing Info. > http://www.BIGTROUTMAN.homestead.com/MainPage.html > > www.sportingtales.com This is the website of Sporting Tales > magazine - No "how-to OR "where-to"! Just the "Why-to", > with outstanding campfire type stories about hunting and fishing. > > > > >
