Not quite right,
    Story goes something like,
    "Man from Waco Texas hooks record Bass on fly Rod. Unable to "Lip" the
brut, Jimmy D drug the fish to the docks where he used his "Warn" 32 volt
Texas Boat Winch to haul the fish onto his custom 48' bass boat trailer.
While attempting to bring the fish out of the water the presure exerted by
the boat rails of the trailer caused the "Record Largemouth" to expel some
of it's stomach contents. Some of the "Contents" included a Coleman 3 burner
camp stove, 6 "Plano" tournament series tackle boxes, 4 "Igloo" 64 quart ice
chests and a front fender from a 1932 Desoto with a "Mint" Zippo lighter
wedged in the mounting bracket. Mr. Moore said that the rest of the stuff
was fine but the "Zippo" should bring a good price at the annual "Bass Story
and Hog Calling" contest held at the "Chest Deep" club in Austin, ( an
"Exclusive" by Membership only club of "Capitol BS Preparations). Mr. Moore
reported that he would be back on the 80 Acre lake in the morning trying to
recover his trailer and custom 1978 Kenworth, (Used to haul the "Small" bass
boat), which the "Champion" bass drug into the water from the boat dock."

Hope this clears up a few things for you folks...;-)
Jimi

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