I AM SO INSULTED DEAN... Here I invite you to dinner, Feed you well and "You" have to exaggerate and put 3 tings in there that I would never have in my kitchen. Next thing you know your gonna tell them that fish was "Not" 26" long......
Happy turkey day folks, cold and windy here. Jimi, Theresa and Amanda, ( The Rednecks living in a Ghost Town) Redneck Thanksgiving You Might Be A Redneck If: You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings. You've ever re-used a paper plate. If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side. If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table. On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat. Your turkey platter is an old hub cap. Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them. Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop. Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup. Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road". You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. You have an Elvis Jell-o mold. Your secret family recipe is illegal. You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer. --------------------------------- Do you Yahoo!? Free Pop-Up Blocker - Get it now
