Gee Paul, I thought George Herter invented most of the patterns !!!

George,

God grant me the senility to forget people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference!

Quondo Omni Flunkus Mortati (when all else fails, play dead) - (Red Green)

"If the Women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
(Red Green)

"Inanimate objects rock with glee
as they conspire to baffle me." - (Ogden Nash)

"Life is a mystery to be lived,
not a problem to be solved." - (Van Kaam)

"Duct tape... the handy man's secret weapon" (Red Green)

"Work is for those who do not know how to fish"

Growing Old is Inevitable, Growing Up is Optional!

I used to have a handle on Life, 'til my fishing rod broke.

"God created fishing to keep the truly gifted from ruling the world."

"Imagination is not a talent of some men but is the health of every man."
Ralph Waldo Emerson


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