By The Way, this is definitely "fishing related"
A couple goes on a vacation to a fishing resort in Northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He
pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
The game warden shook his head as he said "Have a nice day Ma'am." Then he left...
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can think also.
Don't Take Life too seriously,
Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-- JIMMY D. MOORE Outdoor humor, author - "MOON HOLLER MISFITS" Member TOWA, Contributor to Texas Fish & Game, Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.) Past VP GRTU,Owner Worldwide Flyfishing Information Webpage - Fishing tips worldwide
http://www.BIGTROUTMAN.homestead.com/MainPage.html My New Fly Fishing Site: Pics of me, flies, etc. etc. Enjoy http://home.earthlink.net/~rayado/rayadoflyfishingflypatternstips/ "Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as the ability to read a defense is to a Quarterback."
