Jimmy D, would you please pass my remarks along to the List, especially Don Ordes.  I 
know they're used to getting a quote of the day from you, so if you don't mind, just 
send these words of mine too.

Your Fly Fishing Bud

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DonO, there you go again, claiming to have invented something wben you know darn well 
it was me who invented it. I do get a kick out of watching you in your little 
belly-boat though.  It reminds me of a fat donut with a big bubble in the hole.  And 
you, braggert that you are have a hard time fitting your fat butt in your belly-boat.  

BTW, DonO.  That fish you sent the pic of to Mr. Miller was dead!
How do I know?  I see all, know all and I was the also the one who invented the 
belly-boat. Every time I built a new lake or stream during the seven days it took to 
build the world, I stationed my belly-boats at strategic points so that I could relax 
and flip out my trusty Leonard bamboo after a long day of world building.  Needless to 
say, I catch all the big trout I want, but then I'm using Tony Spezio's Red Hot Chili 
Pepper - wonderful fly, and Tony did invent it.  I always give credit where credit is 
due.  

Speaking of the dead fish!  Dr. Dimento, I have for years, held you in highest esteem 
as you have been such a wonderful role model for other fly fishers, but KILLING a 
trout means that you will not be able to fish my cold water streams when you come to 
my big trout streams in the sky.  No, you will be relegated to warm water, not 
saltwater, with the chunkers and winders.  I know that'll be H*** for you. 

Your Former Friend on High

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