Hah!  Just goes to show you, JimmyD.   I upgraded to a pontoon boat years
ago- got rid of my belly-boat.  You're listening to an old recording.

Oh God, please don't condemn me to Texas for that fish incident.  Honest,
the trout laughed himself to death when he saw Jimmy D's swap fly that I was
using.  I just netted him so he wouldn't go to waste.

And I did use Tony's Chili Pepper after that.  That should score me some
points up there, huh?  Oh, that's St. Anthony DiChillio.  Sorry, I'll
remember that from now on.

What's that?   JimmyD was created perfect, then he fell away to deceive
people?  Ohh.  I see.  So you cast him down to Texas.  Poor Texas, woe to
you who reside there!  The lure chucker has come down to you, having great
gas pains, looking for flyfisherman to pervert.

So beware,

DonO

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "JIMMY D. MOORE" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, May 20, 2004 12:24 PM
Subject: [VFB] DonO did not invent the Belly-Boat


> Jimmy D, would you please pass my remarks along to the List, especially
Don Ordes.  I know they're used to getting a quote of the day from you, so
if you don't mind, just send these words of mine too.
>
> Your Fly Fishing Bud
>
> ***********************************************************************
>
>
> DonO, there you go again, claiming to have invented something wben you
know darn well it was me who invented it. I do get a kick out of watching
you in your little belly-boat though.  It reminds me of a fat donut with a
big bubble in the hole.  And you, braggert that you are have a hard time
fitting your fat butt in your belly-boat.
>
> BTW, DonO.  That fish you sent the pic of to Mr. Miller was dead!
> How do I know?  I see all, know all and I was the also the one who
invented the belly-boat. Every time I built a new lake or stream during the
seven days it took to build the world, I stationed my belly-boats at
strategic points so that I could relax and flip out my trusty Leonard bamboo
after a long day of world building.  Needless to say, I catch all the big
trout I want, but then I'm using Tony Spezio's Red Hot Chili Pepper -
wonderful fly, and Tony did invent it.  I always give credit where credit is
due.
>
> Speaking of the dead fish!  Dr. Dimento, I have for years, held you in
highest esteem as you have been such a wonderful role model for other fly
fishers, but KILLING a trout means that you will not be able to fish my cold
water streams when you come to my big trout streams in the sky.  No, you
will be relegated to warm water, not saltwater, with the chunkers and
winders.  I know that'll be H*** for you.
>
> Your Former Friend on High
>
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