I've seen the fly now, Deb. It's nice... It was probably like I said before. He just missed it. My theory is that Hans was looking for it and glanced at the kitchen table. It was lying there, but if it hadn't been for that tiiiiny little spot on his glasses, he would have seen it too. So when he didn't see it, he just went on for the next place. He didn't find it that day and it got late so he decided to go to bed. The next morning he was close to find it. He was eating breakfast and the fly was lying right in front of him. But he was sooo tired that he couldn't focus. Everything was blurry. And then it happened, the thing that caused the royal waiting...he sneezed. The fly, together with all the breadcrumbs flew off the table. "Darn", he said...and now we can thank God for that it was Hans and not his wife who sneezed. She would have sweeped it up and thrown it away. Hans did like any other man would have done...kicked it into a corner. A few days later Hans wanted to try to make dinner himself. Steak...nice. But a little misunderstanding between Hans and the frying pan made the steak catch on fire. After putting it out with the fire-extinguisher he opened the windows to get the smoke out. The cross draft made the fly leave it's hiding place. Next evening, in the livingroom, it was beer time in front of the TV. Hans got up from the couch to get another can...and OOOUUUCH!!! THERE WAS THE FLY...IN HANS' LEFT TOE!!!
So you see, Deb. The fly wasn't bad. It was just a chain of unfortunate events that caused this waiting. Hans is not the bad guy in this... /Nick -----Ursprungligt meddelande----- Fr�n: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] F�r Deb Duran Skickat: den 29 maj 2004 00:47 Till: [EMAIL PROTECTED] �mne: [VFB] Hans smallest fly page Hans You still haven't added the picture of mine.... Was it really that bad??? <VBG> Deb
