[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

My son has a friend who is going, by herself, to Belize for an environmental project.  She is about 25 and very attractive.  Billy called last night to ask how safe she would be in BelizeHe also asked if I knew any guides who also do eco-tours that she might contact.  Any suggestions

Pray.  Even if she's going to a club where the USA bad boys hang out. Better yet, get her to makeup at MGM and have her face embedded with boils, scars and festering sores.  Have them add a wig of yak hair like you tied them orange humpys (obligatory FF content) with and then add a hump to her back, pillows to her gut and some old road kill in the posterior.  Now then, what where you worried about?
 
Murf

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