Hey everyone maybe we can get a Fred Co-Op going. Everyone can pitch in on
Fred then we'll elect someone to hack him up, chop him to bits, throw his
poor little parts into sanitary plastic bags and disperse him to Tyers.
Everyone could get a certificate of dismemberment or at least maybe a foot
or beak or claw. All of Fred's pieces and parts could then be wrapped around
little sharp wires... (OK, I can't go on with this anymore)... I'm back to
work... GRIN...

Bill P.
Fly Fishing - www.graysharborcomputer.com/flyfish
Music - www.graysharborcomputer.com/gank
 

-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of Byard Miller
Sent: Friday, October 15, 2004 7:15 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [VFB] Meet Fred the Chicken


Meet Fred the Chicken. He has been hard at work standing guard over 
our fly tying materials for the last couple of years. Even though 
we've all become very attached to Fred, we feel it's time for him to 
"leave the nest". Fred is looking for a new home.

Fred is a genuine Whiting Farms brood stock rooster. The best of the 
best! He is a much sought after Cree of the highest grade we've ever 
seen. He has been masterfully presented by the renown Jeff Waldrum of 
Livingston, Montana, a noted taxidermist specializing in birds. He 
spends his days perched on a rustic, weathered fence post and is 
banded and registered by Whiting Farms. The comb and wattles are cast 
dental plastic, making for superior appearance, preservation and 
durability. For a closer look go to 
<http://www.linesend.com/fred.shtml>.

Fred is really low maintenance and makes the perfect pet. He's quiet, 
won't eat you out of house and home and requires very little 
clean-up. A simple dusting once in a while is all that is required.

Adopt Fred today!
-- 

Byard Miller
Line's End Inc
<http://www.linesend.com>

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