or maybe...we could have Fred Jerky; we could market it to the masses. -Critter
Quoting Bill <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: > Hey everyone maybe we can get a Fred Co-Op going. Everyone can pitch in on > Fred then we'll elect someone to hack him up, chop him to bits, throw his > poor little parts into sanitary plastic bags and disperse him to Tyers. > Everyone could get a certificate of dismemberment or at least maybe a foot > or beak or claw. All of Fred's pieces and parts could then be wrapped around > little sharp wires... (OK, I can't go on with this anymore)... I'm back to > work... GRIN... > > Bill P. > Fly Fishing - www.graysharborcomputer.com/flyfish > Music - www.graysharborcomputer.com/gank > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On > Behalf Of Byard Miller > Sent: Friday, October 15, 2004 7:15 AM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: [VFB] Meet Fred the Chicken > > > Meet Fred the Chicken. He has been hard at work standing guard over > our fly tying materials for the last couple of years. Even though > we've all become very attached to Fred, we feel it's time for him to > "leave the nest". Fred is looking for a new home. > > Fred is a genuine Whiting Farms brood stock rooster. The best of the > best! He is a much sought after Cree of the highest grade we've ever > seen. He has been masterfully presented by the renown Jeff Waldrum of > Livingston, Montana, a noted taxidermist specializing in birds. He > spends his days perched on a rustic, weathered fence post and is > banded and registered by Whiting Farms. The comb and wattles are cast > dental plastic, making for superior appearance, preservation and > durability. For a closer look go to > <http://www.linesend.com/fred.shtml>. > > Fred is really low maintenance and makes the perfect pet. He's quiet, > won't eat you out of house and home and requires very little > clean-up. A simple dusting once in a while is all that is required. > > Adopt Fred today! > -- > > Byard Miller > Line's End Inc > <http://www.linesend.com> -- "To go fishing is the chance to wash one's soul with pure air, with the rush of the brook, or with the shimmer of sun on blue water. It brings meekness and inspiration from the decency of nature, charity toward tackle-makers, patience toward fish, a mockery of profits and egos, a quieting of hate, a rejoicing that you do not have to decide a darned thing until next week. And it is discipline in the equality of men - for all men are equal before fish." ( ~ Herbert Hoover ~ )
