" An elderly member of a distinguished fishing club became so bored with the winter closed season that he started taking his fly boxes to bed. The wife, plucking an errant Blue Charm from a sensitive part of her anatomy, possibly in the dead of night, had a legitimate complaint. A good woman at heart, she allowed him back into her bed, with his boxes, provided he counted his flies before and after."

Conrad Voss Bark
"A Fly On The Water" (1986)

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Jimmy D. Moore - Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.)

Author - "MOON HOLLER MISFITS Fishing & Hunting Club", � http://home.earthlink.net/~rayado/rayadoflyfishingflypatternstips/index.html
Humorist, half-assed poet, and sometimes red-neck Texan.
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"Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as the ability to read a defense is to an NFL Quarterback."


Jimmy D. Moore - � [2004]
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