FISHING BUMPER STICKERS SEEN ON FISHING CARS !!!
I know I'm slow! My boat motor is bigger than my car!
Careful! I'll use that finger for bait!
Retirement = Gone Fishing!
Don't tell my boss. I'm supposed to be sick!
Don't rock the boat.
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work!
Work is for people who don't know how to fish!
Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you.
Trolling For Suckers - If You Can Read This We Caught One! (fine print)
Careful! Watch out for my anchor!
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me fish.
Caution I swerve and hit people at random.
Honk if parts fall off!
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Hit me, I need a new boat.
Vegetarian: Indian word for people who can't fish.
I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
Bring your own fishing pole.
Boat will explode on impact!
Honk if you love fishing!
Save Lives! Teach them how to fish
-- ******************************************************************* Jimmy D. Moore - Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.), TOWA, TF&G Contributor, GRTU Past VP. Past Pres. McGregor Rotary. Freelance Outdoor writer, humorist, half-assed Texan and collector of classic bamboo fly rods and classic golf clubs
Author - "MOON HOLLER MISFITS Fishing & Hunting Club", © JIMMY D's Fly Fishing Website: http://home.earthlink.net/~rayado/rayadoflyfishingflypatternstips/index.html RAYADO CLASSIC GOLF: Classic Golf Clubs for the discerning collector http://home.earthlink.net/~rayado/ ******************************************************************** "Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as the ability to read a defense is to an NFL Quarterback." Jimmy D. Moore - © [2004] *******************************************************************
