RE: [VFB] QUOTE FOR THE DAY

[mark romero]

Hey Jimmy, how is it that your tt t tttttttt t t tttttttt ttt t t t tttt tt 
t tt tt t t ttt tttttt TIMing is so perfect in proving that.....if you get 
long winded, all you gonna do is repeat yourself? LMAO! mark

From: "Jimmy D. Moore" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Reply-To: <vfb@troutnet.com>
To: <vfb@troutnet.com>, [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [VFB] QUOTE FOR THE DAY
Date: Wed, 29 Jun 2005 11:12:36 -0500
Not exactly a quote, but really good fishing humor for a short while, until 
I can dig up some NEW fishing quotes.  After 5 years, I'm about to run out 
of fresh ones.

It was a hot summer's day, and Luke was in the marina fishing and having a 
few beers aboard his boat, patriotically named the "Fourth of July."

He was waiting for his friend, Opie, to arrive so they could hit the lake.. 
Opie was late, unfortunately, because he had to pick up his wife from her 
appointment with the obstetrician.

Her examinations were cheap because the doctor, a fellow named Juan, was 
Opie's cousin. Anyway, the appointment went over time, and Opie was late 
getting to the marina.

Luke had been drinking all this time, and was feeling no pain. When he saw 
Opie finally walking down the pier, he jumped up, staggered to the side of 
the boat to wave to his friend, and nearly fell in.

Opie got there just in time to grab Luke. Thus, it was that O. B. Juan's 
kin, Opie, saved Luke from falling to the dock side of the Fourth.

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Jimmy D. Moore - Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.), TOWA, TF&G Contributor, GRTU Past 
VP. Past Pres. McGregor Rotary.  Freelance Outdoor writer, humorist, 
half-assed Texan and collector of classic bamboo fly rods and classic golf 
clubs

Author - "MOON HOLLER MISFITS Fishing & Hunting Club", ©

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"Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as 
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