That's bad... Demento's turn...
A big old rooster was pretty sure of himself and of the wonderful harem of hens he ruled over in farmer John's barnyard. One Easter, the kids decided to play a joke on the old rooster. They gathered up the eggs as usual and dyed them all of the colors of the rainbow. Then they stuck them back under the hens in the coop. Well, the next day, the ol' rooster did his usual inspection, then went over to the neighbor's farm and beat the hell out of their peacock. (Tying related- it was a Whiting genetic rooster) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Chris Del Plato" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2005 12:41 PM Subject: Re: [VFB] QUOTE FOR THE DAY On 6/30/05, DonO <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Please stop the fowl humor. Hurting my ears. No need to get your hackles raised. Didn't mean to ruffle any feathers. Hope this helps - A life-long city man (named Tom?), tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He bought a nice chicken farm and moved it. As it turned out, his next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn't easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I'll give you 100 chickens." The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the new neighbor stopped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too well. All 100 chickens died." The neighbor said, "Oh, I can't believe that. I've never had any trouble with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more." Another two weeks went by, and the neighbor stopped in again. The new farmer said, "You're not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died, too." Astounded, the neighbor asked, "What went wrong?" "Well," said the new farmer, "I'm not sure whether I'm planting them too deep or too close together." :-) CD
