hmmmmm....maybe Dr Phil ain't so bad afterall

Dear Dr.Phil,

   When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite
pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get
my wife, Mary, to join me, but she just never liked fishing.
Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the
shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do.  We
quickly became fishing buddies.  As I said, Mary doesn't care about
fishing. She not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend
too much time fishing.

   A few weeks ago, Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever.  Not only
did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few
minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother!  So I took a
picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the
picture to Mary hoping that maybe she'd get interested.  Instead she says
she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell
the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What
would you do?  Tell Mary to forget it and continue my hobby or quit
fishing and sell the boat as she insists?   Thanks,

PS Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught.



Dear Fisherman, Get rid of that narrow minded wife.

That's a nice pair of bass!

Dr. Phil



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