CHEERS,
JIMMY D
1. You send "double posts" to the list.
2. You let people know you're available for a "Chat"
3. Your name is DonO, Chuck, Deb, Nic, Rodney, Buggs, Nanook, Jester, etc. . . .
4. You forget which fly swaps you're in.
5. You know what ROTFLMAO means.
6. You forget to send postage with your swap flies.
7. You always add your 2 cents worth to a controversial "thread".
8. You give "Atta Boys" more than five times a day.
9. You call'em as you see'em and some that you don't see.
10.You think that DonO's flies are ugly.
11.You don't believe in Catch and Release..
12.You've never received a personal post from Henk or Hans.
13.You try to revive the threads on furled leaders or "spine vs Spline".
14.You check into the chat room as Byard, but you're not Byard!
15.You check into the chat room as Heather, Darlene, or other strange female name.
16.You gripe about too many VFB emails.
17.Your name is Bart or Matt or Rick, or Mike.
18.You still use your baitcasting rod and reel.
19.You fish with live worms
20.You own a bass boat.
21.You think that Keith's last name is Piss ant, not Passant!
22.You screwed up in translating English to German for Rene.
23.You think Paul Marriner is a sea captain.
24.You think Allan is a Fish.
25.And lastly, Byard has reprimanded you!
-- ************************ ><((((((((º> ******************************* Jimmy D. Moore - Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.), TOWA, TF&G Contributor, GRTU Past VP. Past Pres. McGregor Rotary. Freelance Outdoor writer, humorist, half-assed Texan and collector of classic bamboo fly rods and classic golf clubs
Author - "MOON HOLLER MISFITS Fishing & Hunting Club", © JIMMY D's Fly Fishing Website http://bigtroutman.tripod.com/ JIMMY D'S Classic & Antique Golf Club Site http://bigtroutman.tripod.com/rayadoclassicgolfclubs ******************************************************************** "Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as the ability to read a defense is to an NFL Quarterback." Jimmy D. Moore - © [2004] ************************ <º))))))))>< ******************************
