You might be a VFB Renegade if you don't believe all of Tony's fishing stories. Tony
--- mel hocken <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Jimmy > You might be a Renegade VFBer if the last fly rod > and reel you bought cost more than your wife's car. > Regards > Mel > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Jimmy D. Moore > To: [email protected] > Sent: Sunday, July 02, 2006 7:37 AM > Subject: [VFB] You Might be a Renegade VFB'er If . > . . > > > Many of you are out fishing these days. As a > result, the list is pretty dead because of you guys > who are fortunate enough to live near a trout stream > or have taken vacation near one. Of course, all of > us don't fish for trout exclusively, like Deb and > Jerry G and Dr. Dimento and Mark Delaney. Then > there's some of us who don't get to fish much due to > physical limitations. SO, here's something to > BRIGHTEN your day. Many of you have seen it before, > but it is one of my favorite creations that I did > for the VFB several years ago. It's titled, YOU > MIGHT BE A RENEGADE VFB'er IF . . . I'm sure you > could add several more to the list. GIVE IT A TRY! > > CHEERS, > > JIMMY D > > 1. You send "double posts" to the list. > 2. You let people know you're available for a > "Chat" > 3. Your name is DonO, Chuck, Deb, Nic, Rodney, > Buggs, Nanook, Jester, etc. . . . > 4. You forget which fly swaps you're in. > 5. You know what ROTFLMAO means. > 6. You forget to send postage with your swap > flies. > 7. You always add your 2 cents worth to a > controversial "thread". > 8. You give "Atta Boys" more than five times a > day. > 9. You call'em as you see'em and some that you > don't see. > 10.You think that DonO's flies are ugly. > 11.You don't believe in Catch and Release.. > 12.You've never received a personal post from Henk > or Hans. > 13.You try to revive the threads on furled leaders > or "spine vs Spline". > 14.You check into the chat room as Byard, but > you're not Byard! > 15.You check into the chat room as Heather, > Darlene, or other strange female name. > 16.You gripe about too many VFB emails. > 17.Your name is Bart or Matt or Rick, or Mike. > 18.You still use your baitcasting rod and reel. > 19.You fish with live worms > 20.You own a bass boat. > 21.You think that Keith's last name is Piss ant, > not Passant! > 22.You screwed up in translating English to German > for Rene. > 23.You think Paul Marriner is a sea captain. > 24.You think Allan is a Fish. > 25.And lastly, Byard has reprimanded you! > > > -- > ************************ ><((((((((º> > ******************************* > Jimmy D. Moore - Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.), TOWA, TF&G > Contributor, GRTU Past VP. Past Pres. McGregor > Rotary. Freelance Outdoor writer, humorist, > half-assed Texan and collector of classic bamboo fly > rods and classic golf clubs > > Author - "MOON HOLLER MISFITS Fishing & Hunting > Club", © > > JIMMY D's Fly Fishing Website > http://bigtroutman.tripod.com/ > > JIMMY D'S Classic & Antique Golf Club Site > > > http://bigtroutman.tripod.com/rayadoclassicgolfclubs > > ******************************************************************** > "Being able to read trout streams is just as > valuable to a fly fisherman as the ability to read a > defense is to an NFL Quarterback." > > Jimmy D. Moore - © [2004] > ************************ <º))))))))>< > ****************************** > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com
