Good one Mike. Saved me from having to look one up. :-P
JIMMY D
Michael Bliss wrote:
Two guys from Daniel's County are quietly sitting in a boat at Fort
Peck, Montana fishing and drinking beer.
Almost silently so as not to scare the fish Mel says, "I think I'm
going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."
Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You
better think it over - women like that are hard to find."
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Jimmy D. Moore - Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.), TOWA, TF&G Contributor, GRTU Past VP.
Past Pres. McGregor Rotary. Freelance Outdoor writer, humorist, half-assed Texan
and collector of classic bamboo fly rods and classic golf clubs
Author - "MOON HOLLER MISFITS Fishing & Hunting Club", ©
JIMMY D's Fly Fishing Website http://bigtroutman.tripod.com/
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"Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as the
ability to read a defense is to an NFL Quarterback."
Jimmy D. Moore - © [2004]
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