"Keirnan, Paul" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Tom wrote:
>>From: Thomas R Wyant_III [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >>Question: Why is the VMS image activator so slow? >>Answer: Same reason TKB is. >I was sent this years ago... (Gripping drama of life in the mean streets of VMS excised) As I recall, that originally came out in the DECUS VMS SIG newsletter (whatever it was called). When I first read it, I about fell off my chair laughing. The person from the next office came in to see what was going on. Well, the laughter continued to attract people, and when we had three or four, someone suggested that we actually read it as drama, assigning each person a part, and drafting passers-by as needed. It was hilarious. Now if only I could remember that TKB filk: "Taskbuilder, taskbuilder build me a task, ..." Tom Wyant This communication is for use by the intended recipient and contains information that may be privileged, confidential or copyrighted under applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby formally notified that any use, copying or distribution of this e-mail, in whole or in part, is strictly prohibited. Please notify the sender by return e-mail and delete this e-mail from your system. Unless explicitly and conspicuously designated as "E-Contract Intended", this e-mail does not constitute a contract offer, a contract amendment, or an acceptance of a contract offer. This e-mail does not constitute a consent to the use of sender's contact information for direct marketing purposes or for transfers of data to third parties. Francais Deutsch Italiano Espanol Portugues Japanese Chinese Korean http://www.DuPont.com/corp/email_disclaimer.html
