Posted by David Post:
The Triumph of Good over Evil! (1-1)
http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2009_05_03-2009_05_09.shtml#1241709353


   It was, quite possibly, the most extraordinary moment in sport that I
   have ever experienced (and I�ve been around, and experienced [live or
   on live TV] some pretty fabulous moments � Mazeroski�s home run,
   Gibson�s home run, Fisk�s home run, Laettner�s buzzer-beater, that
   crazy shot Jordan hit to beat Utah, Dwight Clark�s catch, Franco
   Harris�s catch . . . hell, I�m old enough to remember [just barely, I
   admit, and it�s one of those memories I�m not actually sure I had
   first-hand, but still ...] Sandy Amoros� catch!). And, in a nice touch
   that soccer fans will understand and appreciate, it occurred in a game
   that ended up tied 1-1!! Even those of you who don�t follow
   international soccer � and please, there�s no need to repeat the usual
   �Here�s why soccer really sucks,� and �Americans will never love
   soccer� comments � should appreciate this; it was a major moment in
   international sports history, of spectacular significance to maybe
   only a billion or so of your fellow-citizens of the planet, so it�s
   worth knowing a little about what happened.

   Here�s the set-up: Barcelona vs. Chelsea in the semifinal round of the
   European Champions League, the big European club (as opposed to
   national team) competition. At stake was a place in the ECL Final in
   Rome on May 27th against Manchester United � with the exception of the
   World Cup final, the most important (and most-watched) sporting event
   on Earth. It�s the �second leg� of a two-game series � the winner to
   be determined by the team with the most goals on aggregate � or
   (importantly, as it turned out), if the two teams ended up tied on
   aggregate goals, the team with the most �away goals.� The two teams
   had met for the first leg last week in Barcelona, and played to a 0-0
   draw (more on that below).

   Barcelona is a difficult team not to adore � and I admit that I adore
   them. The soccer they have played this year is at a level far beyond
   anything I have ever seen before, and they are stunning to behold.
   It�s not just that they�ve been winning a lot (though they have been
   winning a lot); it�s that they�ve been winning by playing with truly
   extraordinary grace and beauty. [The pure aesthetics of soccer is
   something that is probably impossible to describe to those who don�t
   watch the game, but every soccer fan understands what is meant by
   �beautiful soccer� � crisp passes, intricate movement, brilliant
   improvisation, sensational technical skills with the ball at one�s
   feet, all 10 field players moving together in an unscripted but
   magnificent ballet � and no team plays (or, quite possibly, has
   played) more beautiful soccer than Barcelona has played this year.]
   And beyond just the magnificence of their play, Barcelona�s a hard
   team not to love. Their history is glorious and inspiring; one of the
   few things Spaniards could do to protest Franco�s fascism without
   risking imprisonment or death was to root for Barcelona, inasmuch as
   it was well-known that Franco was a fanatic supporter of Barca�s great
   rival, Real Madrid. And with every big international soccer club
   selling off space on their jerseys and their stadiums to the highest
   bidders, Barcelona remains the only club in the world that has no
   advertising on their shirts � in fact, in a deal they cut two years
   ago, they agreed to put the �Unicef� logo on their shirts and to pay
   Unicef for the privilege. Nice.

   Chelsea has entered the top ranks of European clubs more recently,
   after being purchased by Roman Abramovic, the Russian oil billionaire,
   who has spent wildly (and usually wisely) to put together his team.
   They made it to the finals last year, only to lose to Man. U. in the
   most heart-breaking way imaginable � a penalty shoot-out in which
   their captain and leader, John Terry, only has to convert a penalty
   kick for them to win, and Terry�s feet slip out from under him and he
   sends the ball wide of the net . . . They came to Barcelona last week
   determined to slow down the incredible goal-making machine that is
   Barcelona FC, and they succeeded � with some of the dullest and least
   imaginative soccer one can imagine. That�s one thing about soccer: if
   one team gives up any hope of actually trying to score, it can go into
   a defensive shell, keeping everyone on the field back in the defensive
   third, and it�s very, very difficult for the other team to get through
   to score. The soccer gods don�t like it, but Chelsea seemed to have
   decided that was their only means of getting through to the final, to
   play for a 0-0 draw. Disgraceful, but successful; they got their draw,
   after a dull and lifeless 90 minutes.

   So the scene shifted to London yesterday for the second leg. Again,
   Barcelona�s in control of the action, Chelsea�s sitting back in their
   shell ... But in the 9th minute, on one of Chelsea�s rare forays into
   the Barca half, the ball ricochets to the foot of Michael Essien,
   Chelsea�s wonderful Ghanaian mid-fielder, and he smacks it � on the
   volley, with his off (left) foot, from 25 yards out � into the back of
   the net. A true wonder goal! Golasso! And Chelsea�s up 1-0, and now
   they really go into the shell � if they can just hold on, they�re off
   to Rome.

   Barca attacks, and attacks, and attacks, wave after wave after wave,
   but can�t break through. They just need one goal - because of the away
   goal rule, a 1-1 tie and Barcelona is the winner. But they can't get
   it. The frustration, for Barcelona fans, was excruciating � I had to
   turn away on several occasions, it was just too painful to watch.

   And then all was surely lost for Barcelona � in the 61st minute, one
   of their defenders was given a red card for a foul that, as the
   replays showed, he clearly did not commit. It was a howler of a bad
   referee decision � and it seemed to seal Barcelona�s fate, for if they
   couldn�t score (and it was now 90+61 minutes without scoring against
   Chelsea in the two legs) with 11 men, how could they score with 10?

   [That�s another thing about soccer � Nick Hornby, in his fabulous book
   Fever Pitch, went off on a rant about the perfect soccer game, and he
   got it perfectly right: Your team, on the road, comes back to win 3-2
   after trailing 2-0 ... there also has to be a terrible referee�s
   decision against you [in the best of all worlds, a terrible decision
   that gives the opposing team a penalty kick, which they then fail to
   convert] because that will sweeten further your delight at the end . .
   .] O YE SOCCER GODS � HEAR OUR PLEA!! HOW CAN YOU SO BE SO CRUEL,
   PUNISHING THE TEAM THAT HAS DONE YOU SUCH HONOR??

   At the close of the 90 minutes, the referee signals for 4 additional
   minutes of �extra time.� And in the 3rd minute, it comes � a beautiful
   cross into the box, the ball falls to the great Lionel Messi, who
   pushes it wide to Andres Iniesta � a Barcelona boy who grew up with
   the Barca youth team and is an integral part of the heart and soul of
   the squad � and from 20 yards out, he cracks it into the net.

   It is simply impossible to describe what that feels like, when that
   ball goes in, so I will not even try.

   But if you�re lucky enough to find yourself in Barcelona this summer
   and want to make some friends, head for any bar, buy a glass of beer,
   and stand up and shout: �A Andres Iniesta!!� Trust me, you�ll make
   everyone there very happy, giving them an excuse to relive that
   moment.

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