Why not develop a computer game in which you first have to kidnap various scientists such as Dr Bones and Professor Fleshman and then "persuade" them using various macabre instruments (which I'll leave to your imagination) into developing a Cold Fusion Bomb. Various exotic metals and pieces of equipment would replace the treasures and instruments of traditional games and there would be a scale of points for evading the Men In Black and vapourising various high profile targets.
I'm sure it would have immense appeal amongst Bart Simpsonesque teenagers who want to needle their irritatingly PC bleeding heart liberal parents. For the younger children you could be politically correct and have Sonic the Hedgehog fighting Doctor Robotnik. Once Robotnik was a scientist named Kintobor, until the explosion of his R.O.C.C. machine turned him into the evil Robotnik who joins Osma Bin Liner and his gang. For the kiddies' game the characterizations are already in existence. The Brotherhood of Metallix for example is the group name for an ---------------------------------------------------- "elite brotherhood of badnik robots, the Metallixes. Initially designed by Robotnik's Chief Scientist Grimer to defeat Sonic the Hedgehog, they disobeyed their master and now pose one of the greatest threat ever for both Sonic and Robotnik." ---------------------------------------------------- With any luck the PTB would throw the adult version in the Briar Bush thereby making it as popular as moonshine liquor during the days of prohibition. Sales in other countries would rocket. Banning would certainly bring the whole subject to public attention and probably make the writers a shedfull of money. Cheers Grimer [Robotnik's Chief Scientist and assistant] ....and if you don't believe me, go google. ;-)
