A family goes to a nearby beach for a nice afternoon of surf and sand. When they got to the beach there was a warning posted about strong currents that day. The parents decided it was a beach day for their young children. Dad headed into the water for a quick swim which caused the oldest to protest and ask mom why dad could go into the water and not them. Mom's reply was that their father had life insurance.
8^) -----Original Message----- From: Terry Blanton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, June 20, 2005 11:12 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [Humor] The Razor Cuts > From: Grimer > Any relation to Macavity? :-) Delightful! No, but she's only two and well on her way! My wife will be given radioactive iodine to kill her hyperactive thyroid sometime in August. She was concerned about whether it would hurt the cat to be around her. The doctor said that the byproducts were unlikely to hurt the cat due to her limited life span. Relieved, she rose to leave when the doctor asked, "Don't you want to know about your contact with your husband?" <sigh>
