So, wait, the one seen in phoenix by several THOUSANDS of people, with video that showed it was not a plane or planes, that our SENATOR John McCain said he saw , and knew it was not a plane... its small town boredom. yeah.
On Jan 17, 2008 6:36 AM, OrionWorks <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Once again, Foxnews.com shows it's intellectual prowess for > entertainment with the following commentary regarding the recent UFO > flap that happened in Texas. > > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323135,00.html > http://tinyurl.com/2bvszp > > TITLE: It's a Bird. It's a Plane. It's Boredom > By Greg Gutfield. > > ******************************************************** > So in Stephenville, Texas, a dozen or so people reported seeing a > large object with bright lights flying low and fast in their > neighborhood. They called it a UFO, although I might call it "a > plane." > > See, I've always felt that there are two kinds of people in this > world: Those who see UFOS and the rest of us. > > The fact of the matter is no one ever sees alien spacecraft in big > cities or places where there's a decent Wal-Mart. Sightings of strange > flying objects only occur in small towns, where there is little else > to do but hope and pray for an anal probing. This is not an insult. > > Small towns are great because it's quiet and the beer is cheap — two > factors that allow for wishful thinking. See, to me UFOs are the small > city version of big city recycling. I mean, I'm sure recycling exists, > but I've never seen it. Seems like it all goes into one bin. > > It's not that I don't believe in UFOs, it's just that I don't need the > unknown to complicate matters. I see things outside my apartment that > are all too real and disgusting — and sometimes they fly. They aren't > UFOs. They're pigeons. And they can't even work a probe — sadly. > > And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler. > > Greg Gutfeld hosts "Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld" weekdays at 2 a.m. ET. > Send your comments to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > ******************************************************** > > Regards > Steven Vincent Johnson > www.OrionWorks.com > www.zazzle.com/orionworks > > -- That which yields isn't always weak.
