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On Tue, Mar 23, 2010 at 9:30 PM, Harry Veeder <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > ----- Original Message ---- >> From: Abd ul-Rahman Lomax <[email protected]> >> To: [email protected]; [email protected] >> Sent: Tue, March 23, 2010 6:52:41 PM >> Subject: Re: [Vo]:Request for "fusion" definition >> >> At 05:23 PM 3/23/2010, Harry Veeder wrote: > >> How do you make >> babies? >> >> In a canoe or in a bed? > > "Intercourse." A method >> whereby a man and a woman remove their clothes and come together in a bed to >> make babies. > > Therefore if it happens in a canoe, it ain't >> intercourse. > > Those people in the canoe, observed by a previously reliable >> scientist, were wearing clothing, as well, and the movements they were making >> were probably just exercises, and the scientist was affected by wishful >> thinking. We all know what people think about intercourse. > > If signs of >> pregnancy arise in the woman, it must have been something else, because we >> have >> never seen intercourse take place in a canoe, we have no reliable reports, >> only >> this non-reproducible anecdote. Several reputable couples attempted it, under >> careful observation, and no pregnancies or other proof of intercourse were >> found. Later examination of the experimental photographs showed that the >> couples >> were smiling, but that is no proof of anything. > > Maybe someone told a >> funny joke. > > > haha. > Harry > > Pierre Berton, a Canadian journalist and novelist, said: "A > Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe without > tipping it." > > > > __________________________________________________________________ > Reclaim your name @ymail.com or @rocketmail.com. Get your new email address > now! Go to http://ca.promos.yahoo.com/jacko/ > >
