At 05:23 PM 3/23/2010, Harry Veeder wrote:
How do you make babies?
In a canoe or in a bed?
"Intercourse." A method whereby a man and a woman remove their
clothes and come together in a bed to make babies.
Therefore if it happens in a canoe, it ain't intercourse.
Those people in the canoe, observed by a previously reliable
scientist, were wearing clothing, as well, and the movements they
were making were probably just exercises, and the scientist was
affected by wishful thinking. We all know what people think about intercourse.
If signs of pregnancy arise in the woman, it must have been something
else, because we have never seen intercourse take place in a canoe,
we have no reliable reports, only this non-reproducible anecdote.
Several reputable couples attempted it, under careful observation,
and no pregnancies or other proof of intercourse were found. Later
examination of the experimental photographs showed that the couples
were smiling, but that is no proof of anything.
Maybe someone told a funny joke.
