Some of us may still remember that classic video add where Ella
Fitzgerald sings a hearty tune. It's a spontaneous ditty which ends
with the shattering of a crystal glass as Ella belts out a final high
note. The commercial subsequently proceeds to play back a Memorex tape
recording of Fitzgerald's voice. The playback causes another crystal
glass to shatter. The commercial ends, asking us: "Is it live or is it
Memorex!"

The burning question many Vorts are probably asking themselves these
days is whether Rossi's mysterious e-cats devices are due to "live"
nuclear effects... or are we in the process of recording the
equivalent of another "Memorex" moment in the zany annals of fissix.
IOW, does the Rossi effect generate classic nuclear reactions, or will
it usher in brand new forms of physics which, due to our current lack
of understanding, seems to mimic nuclear effects.

I'm surprised to discover the fact that I'm coming around to a
tentative notion that that what's probably happening is NOT nuclear at
all... at least not in the classic sense. There seems to be
considerable disagreement as to whether copper and other elements,
like iron, were really being "transmuted" from nickel - or did these
extraneous elements (what might be called contaminants) simply migrate
over and intermingle with the nickel powder. The obvious catch, the
huge elephant that seems to be missing in many theoretical equations
currently being bandied about is: how-cum no harmful radiation appears
to have been generated? What's responsible for all of Rossi's glorious
but unaccounted for heat? It's my understanding that the amount of
"radiant" heat Rossi had to have been exposed to over the many years
he was tinkering away in his lab... well, if this really is a "nuclear
effect" he should be very thoroughly dead by now. Not only that, he
should probably be sealed within a lead lined coffin and buried deep
under a lot of neutron absorbing earth and concrete.

At present we find ourselves feverishly speculating: Could the heat be
the result of harnessing a mysterious and not understood casimir
effect? Could it be due to ZPE flagrantly exposing itself out in the
macro world? Could it be due to a variant of the Widom-Larsen effect,
where ultra-low-momentum neutrons ramble aimlessly about within the
nickel lattice like dimwitted bulls stumbling about in a china chop?
Could it be due to not well understood quantum mechanical nuclear
effects (fusion/lenr/canr)? Could it be due to pesky no-see-um
hydrinos? Or is it possibly due to one of my favorites: alchemy, the
Steam Punk variety!

There exists a plethora of theories all doing their best to explain
what's happening. No doubt we are likely to be exposed to several more
before scientific consensus begins the arduous task of whittling
through the selections - down to something more manageable. In the
meantime, it's important we do our best to maintain an impartial,
objective perspective as we ponder the latest "special of the day".
Exploring the ramifications of each new theory and the explanations
that go along with them is both healthy and a crucial part of the R&A
process, particularly when we are confronted with something as
outrageously "hot" as Rossi's e-Cat device.

To restate the obvious, we are probably in for a period of outrageous
discovery, the kind of scientific "discovery" that is sure to ruffle
many an established feather. As an honorable member of the peanut
gallery it would seem that I have only one viable option left to me:
Gawk! My wife is rustling up a bucket of popcorn and a soda from the
concession stand while I empty my bladder in the men's room. We're
looking to seat ourselves close to front row. There's still time.
Previews and coming attractions are still playing - to be followed by
a short-feature cartoon, from Pixar of course! But don't dally too
long! The main feature is about to start, possibly in less than 12
months.

Tick, tick, tick...

Regards
Steven Vincent Johnson
www.OrionWorks.com
www.zazzle.com/orionworks

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