For those of you who might go "Camping" tomorrow, I offer an excellent pet service. I'll have one of my minions pick up your non-human family members before noon tomorrow, 5/21/11, and, for a non-refundable price of only $100 per paw, guarantee that your member will have a happy home for the duration of it's earthly life.
In addition, in the event that your anticipated ticket was cancelled, I will return your beloved family member at no additional charge on 5/12/11 in good health. Note that the deposit is "non-refundable". Bon voyage! T
