Print out the attached coupon for a free Vietnamese dinner to those requesting a return after 5/22/11.
On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 10:14 PM, Terry Blanton <[email protected]> wrote: > Returns are guaranteed on 5/22/11. Sorry for the typo. > > Oh, returns are void on 5/23/11. > > On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 10:05 PM, Terry Blanton <[email protected]> wrote: >> For those of you who might go "Camping" tomorrow, I offer an excellent >> pet service. I'll have one of my minions pick up your non-human >> family members before noon tomorrow, 5/21/11, and, for a >> non-refundable price of only $100 per paw, guarantee that your member >> will have a happy home for the duration of it's earthly life. >> >> In addition, in the event that your anticipated ticket was cancelled, >> I will return your beloved family member at no additional charge on >> 5/12/11 in good health. Note that the deposit is "non-refundable". >> >> Bon voyage! >> >> T >> >> >
