Jed sez:

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> I used to know a guy who developed Intel CPU chips.
> This was before the Internet exploded. He said:
> "We are in a race with Microsoft. We make the CPUs
> faster and faster so that Microsoft can bog them down
> with more and more useless code." Nowadays we make
> the Internet ever faster so that inept programmers
> can waste bandwidth.

LOL!

I'm sure the gods employed over in DoE (Department of Evolution) have
similar issues. It would seem that most of our genes have been
commented out. A good compression scheme would probably reduce our
chromosomes down to two or three average size strands. This is
understandable. When it comes to writing computer code it is often
prudent to comment out no longer used code rather than delete it. You
just never know. Perhaps the need for gills or a tale will once again
come in handy in another million years or so. Unfortunately, all of
that commenting-out turns code maintenance into a messy task.

I also suspect... somewhere... embedded in a string of commented out
code is the following statement:

(C) Copyright Zeta Reticuli, all rights reserved. Version 3.4.11.34272
currently activated. Next revision slated for 3047, plus or minus a
few hundred years. This will include a few bug fixes, like actively
filtering out genetic combinations that have a tendency to produce
biological containers that think like Rush Limbaugh.

Regards
Steven Vincent Johnson
www.OrionWorks.com
www.zazzle.com/orionworks

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