The Night Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down due to Dark Matter October 9, 2012 Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. Carl Sagan <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Sagan>
It actually happened to me when I was a kid. One of those *Snowmageddons*,* Snowpocalypse* or *Snowzillas* around 1970 struck Maine and it snowed for 3 days. On Christmas morning there was a note on the tree from Santa telling us that he had to leave the presents at our grandparents place in town due to sleigh failure caused from the storm. Dad called a friend on Christmas morning with a 4-wheel drive Jeep with chains on the tires and he delivered the gifts to the end of our 100 yard driveway. My dad made a few round trips with snowshoes and a toboggan to get the gifts. Happy kids, thanks dad. Now that I have grown, matured and see the world as it should be through these new strangely bizarre dark matter glasses I now probably understand what really happened, although I think I like the kid image better: <http://sdsimonson.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/daln132l3.jpg>Due to climate change, some of which is caused from the dark energy imparted from dark matter annihilation within the earth, the moisture in the atmosphere was higher than normal and the oceans a bit warmer to fuel a winter storm. But that by itself was not enough. It took a recent period of increased solar activity to pelt the earth with a dose of massive entropic dark matter particles weighing maybe 1E15 kg +/- but only 1500 fermis in radius. One particularly massive particle entered the earth probably within a few miles of the farmhouse in Maine (the sinkhole created over 6 weeks of orbiting was not discovered until the next spring planting season), orbited through the earth and popped back out, probably in Europe or the Atlantic Ocean somewhere. The particle was travelling maybe 1000 miles per second and made the round trip elliptical orbit to Maine and back in approx. 20 seconds(I need to check the math, but you get the idea). It continued to do that for the next few weeks while its orbit slowly decayed and the low pressure system that formed where the particle was exiting the earth continued to gather and condense moisture and create one hell of a storm and low pressure system within its surroundings. Unfortunately for Santa and his sleigh just as he was crossing south of town in the air, the sleigh passed through the arcing path of the massive high speed dark matter particle. At first strike it passed right through the sleigh and only triggered a loose wire and electrical short circuit of his SantaNAV system but luckily he had a backup system provided from NORAD. Santa also noticed a quick jolt of gravitational induced severe turbulence. Unfortunately Santa’s route kept him directly in the orbital path of the speeding particle. On the second pass, now 10 seconds or so later, the massive particle managed to create a spark in the gas heater Santa was using to keep his feet warm, triggering an explosion in the sleigh. Luckily, Santa acted fast and brought the sleigh safely down on my grandparents lawn and the presents were safe. Nobody even noticed the massive particle that had been orbiting for weeks before since it was such a good chameleon with its surroundings and was only smaller than a gnat’s butt. Later, as the particle orbited its way towards the earth’s center, an unusually bright aurora was seen as the particle was annihilated by other dark matter particles within the earth. And to all a good night. On Mon, Dec 24, 2012 at 8:40 AM, ChemE Stewart <[email protected]> wrote: > My two cents: > > Life can exist within an entropic bubble if the density is not too great > as we do currently within our universe bubble. Baryonic matter within the > bubble can collapse into more entropic bubbles within. Life can also build > upon the outside of these entropic bubbles by encapsulating them within > orbiting protons and electrons and building complex atomic structures. Our > Earth, other planets and our suns are just built around these entropic > bubbles at their core. Particles pass into and evaporate out of these > entropic bubbles because their surface is energetic. Our weather is > triggered by orbiting energetic entropic bubbles. > > Call us Mr. Bubble > > Stewart > darkmattersalot.com > > > On Mon, Dec 24, 2012 at 12:15 AM, <[email protected]> wrote: > >> >> The universe and its atoms move in the direction of increasing entropy. >> It appears that atoms do this but they don't what to. It an atom can >> make another atom take the entropy hit for it; it's alive and has a >> purpose. Why would an atom have a desire? It it can get some buddies help >> it out with this it will. How can an atom conspire? The action of an >> atom is in its quantum transition. These transitions are in the direction >> of increasing entropy. This can't be helped its the way of the expanding >> universe. If an atom can make a transition and steal entropy >> from another it wants to do this. Its alive with a purpose. Alive atoms >> have realized this purpose. What is behind this? >> >> Frank Znidarsic >> > >
