A client lives in Alaska. The woods wisdom up there is known as SSS. Shoot -
Shovel and Shut Up.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kent Lufkin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2001 1:35 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Weapons


>Also the bureaucratic mess you've created will make you wish the bear had
>eaten you instead of your food.  You will need to show that you had no
>choice but to shoot the bear along with salvaging his/her hide and skull to
>turn over to the authorities.

Amen on that.

A friend was fishing out of Klickitat a couple years ago and an 
earlier visitor to the same area had shot a grizzly after claiming it 
had attacked him.

Since he had no visible injuries, he was placed under administrative 
arrest while the authorities investigated. Finally, experts analyzed 
the bear's tracks and determined it had been in an 'aggressive 
posture' before the attack, whatever that means. Apparently the guy 
was finally released to go home, but a week or two after his intended 
departure date.

My friend only half jokes that if you shoot an Alaskan bear, plan on 
entering your severed arm or leg as evidence in court to prove it was 
in self-defense.

Kent Lufkin

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