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wbmutbb-digest Friday, May 26 2000 Volume 02 : Number 157 Topics in this issue: Go Pacers! Re: wbmutbb-digest V2 #156 Re: wbmutbb-digest V2 #156 Chickens Those without TV Land.. Johnny Coons Barney quote commercials part one commercials part two...the old ones Chickens? Where? QUOTE OF THE DAY ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 24 May 2000 15:14:57 -0600 (MDT) From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Go Pacers! > I enjoyed the Monkees - I even named my daughter> after one of their songs - - > can you guess which one? Would that be Valerie?> > Here-s something I always wondered - the only time I> ever saw an > African-American in Mayberry was the one where> Barney was trying to give Andy > a ride in the side car of his motorcycle. Who was> he, anybody know? Did he > have any lines? > I also saw one in line at the induction center when Ernest T. tried to enlist in the army. John O. Dalke, GRI ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 May 2000 18:04:44 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: wbmutbb-digest V2 #156 I posted this message yesterday and I didn't realize that the link at the bottom only works with AOL users, so here's the message again with the actual address. Here's an early announcement from The Mayberry Times. I will be acquiring a very small number of 8x10 pictures of Rance, Ron and Clint Howard and each photo will be signed by all three TAGS cast members. This is a photo of them on the set of The Andy Griffith Show standing behind a camera. I have been promised that I will receive them by June 14. They will be $55 each plus $5 shipping and will be sold on a first come, first served basis. The shipping can be waved if you are going to the "Mayberry at the Meadowview" gathering and would like to just pick it up there. I plan to have an unsigned photo on my website later today if you don't know which one I'm talking about. Please e-mail me at [EMAIL PROTECTED] and do not respond to the digest. Thanks! http://www.angelfire.com/in/MayberryTimes/indexNew.html Mike Creech ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 May 2000 18:21:36 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: wbmutbb-digest V2 #156 In a message dated 5/24/00 4:34:16 PM Central Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: << Barney approaches through a flock of chickens and they continue to mill around behind him while he talks to Flint but when Barney turns around to walk back to the car, the chickens which were there a split second before have magically disappeared! >> Would you hang around with old missfire Barn headed your way? ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 May 2000 18:46:03 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Chickens In a message dated 5/24/2000 3:52:18 PM Central Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: << Barney approaches through a flock of chickens and they continue to mill around behind him while he talks to Flint but when Barney turns around to walk back to the car, the chickens which were there a split second before have magically disappeared! >> I think they crossed the road....... but I don't know why.... Linda - the Goober with a feather bed (or brain) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 May 2000 20:21:07 -0400 From: "April Gailey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Those without TV Land.. "A few digests ago, someone responded to an earlier question (I think it was about why no African Americans were cast in TAGS) by saying that the question had been addressed and explained on TV Land's special about TAGS. But the person didn't go on to give the answer, apparently assuming that everyone receiving the digest also watches TV Land. Please, folks, don't make that assumption! We choose not to have cable TV at our house. I watch TAGS on video. So please don't keep me in the dark by assuming I've seen something on TV Land. Thank you for taking this into consideration!" And also for those of us that do have cable, but have the cable companies that don't carry TV Land(Yet anyways, I am trying real hard.) Thanks April ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 May 2000 01:05:24 -0400 (EDT) From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Johnny Coons Hey, the groovy one can take a hint! You don't got to beat me to death with a wooden spoon!!! I will be glad to add Johnny Coons to the website but I need some help from the trained noticers out there. When is the next episode airing that has a good clear shot of Mr Coons? I don't have all the episodes on tape, so I need to find an episode he's in. If someone could do that and e-mail me the info, I'll put him right up there on the "Floyd's Barbershop" page of the site.~the groovy misspoovey~ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 May 2000 02:25:08 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Barney quote Is there anyone who can identify the episode in which Barney says "Well it ain't a whim anymore if you put on clean underwear"? I saw it on the Quotes section of the official website and I am drawing a blank on this one...kind of embarrassing since I used it in my sig file...thanks in advance. Dixon ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 May 2000 02:36:24 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: commercials part one I think the "Hip Hop" CD and the sonicnet.com commercials are actually two different products. The "Me-me-me-me" ads are obviously targeted for a large variety of people, with singers ranging from opera to Broadway to rap to country (Faith Hill and Lace have been in a couple). As for the other, a lot of those 800-order CDs are advertised in "ROS" (run of schedule) ads, in which they are run at random at non-scheduled times for a special price, often between shows. That's why they may not appear to match a target audience at times (though there are so man eclectic tastes out there, it might just surprise you). Dixon ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 May 2000 02:38:32 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: commercials part two...the old ones On an unrelated note concerning commercials...anyone seen many of the original General Foods ads that the cast did for TAGS during its original CBS run? I have a couple on tape and have seen maybe five altogether... 1. Andy and Barney for Post Grape-Nuts...Barney makes Andy chant "A Grape Nuts breakfast fills you up not out" as he does calisthenics... 2. Andy, Opie and Aunt Bea for Post Toasties...Andy pulls back a husk on an ear of corn to reveal it's actually full of the corn flakes. 3. Andy, Barney and Opie for Jell-O Chocolate Pudding...Barney has trouble believing Opie's horse likes Jell-O Pudding, until the horse sticks his head inside the Taylors' kitchen window. 4. Andy, Opie and Aunt Bea for Sanka Coffee, in a spot that appeared to be intended for the series' first episode because it mentions Opie's lost bird coming back. 5. (my favorite) Andy and the Morrison sisters for Post Sugar Crisp...the sisters are scandalized that Foley's grocery sells Sugar Crisp and it's not even a special occasion! Dixon ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 May 2000 12:31:54 GMT From: "Harriet Browder" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Chickens? Where? >You know when Barney goes up to Flint's to talk to him about Frankie > >having some makeup and Flint is standing there with the pitchfork? > >Barney approaches through a flock of chickens and they continue to >mill >around behind him while he talks to Flint but when Barney turns >around to >walk back to the car, the chickens which were there a split >second before >have magically disappeared! I always wondered how they >did that, but you >never have a moulage when you need one. You gotta watch out for Chicken Thieves and Whatnot.....Them thar poultry pilferers - they be getting your feathers plucked ever' chance they git!!! Or maybe they all headed over to Jubil Foster's for some hooch or to the underground still at that thar other fellow's farm where Aunt Bee and her lady friends sang "We will not sing". Harriet....time's a wastin, gotta get back to stirring the chicken pot what for making that gooooooooooooooood pot likker. It's chicken lips licking good! Cluck, cluck ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 26 May 2000 06:53:55 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: QUOTE OF THE DAY (Barney enters the courthouse carrying a book and walks over to Andy who is filing papers) Barney: Hi Andy. Andy: Hi Barn. Barney: Look at that would ya. Andy: What's That? Barney: My old history book. The one I used way back in the eighth Grade. Andy: I'll be dog. (Andy takes the book and sits down at the desk. Barney stands beside him.) Barney: Yeah, With all this talk with Opie about how he good he is doing in school and all. I got to thinking about my own schooling and I dug that up. My old history book. Andy: Bernard P. Fife. Hmm, This book belongs to Bernard P. Fife. If lost or stolen please return to Bernard P. Fife. Signed Bernard P. Fife. Your Book? Barney: Yeah. Look at the next page. Andy: The History of the United States of America, by Bernard P. Fife. Barney: Haha. Well, remember how we used to paste our own names over the author? Andy: Oh Yeah, Boy you've had this a long time. Barney: Well since the eighth grade. And you want to know something? There's things right there in that book that I learned that I still remember to this day. Andy: Oh come on! Barney: To this day! It's amazing how that stuff stays with ya. Once you learn something it never leaves ya. It stays locked up tight right in the old noodle. Andy: It does huh? Barney: Sure, here let me show ya. Yeah, The Constitution of the United States. Now we had to memorize the preamble of that. I still remember it. Andy: You do? Barney: Yeah, Here I'll show ya. Hold the book on me. (Barney Sits in His chair beside Andy.) Andy: OK, alright go ahead. (Barney looks confident.) Barney: Constitution of The United States. Wanna just give me the first word and I'll know the rest? Andy: OK, We. Barney: We, We? Andy: We. Barney: Are you sure? Andy: I'm looking right at it. Barney: Oh, We. We... Andy: The. Barney: The, We The. We The... Andy: People. Barney: People, Hah. We The People... We the People... We The People...We The People...(Barney is turned away towards the wall with his hands in his face. He turns back with his hair all messed up.) Andy: Of. Barney: Of. We The People Of. Andy: The. Barney: The. Andy: United. Barney: Unite. We The People Of The United... Andy: (Clears Throat while waving flag) Barney: Flag? Andy: (Shaking Head no and continues waving flag) Barney: Breeze? Andy: (Shaking Head no and continues waving flag) Barney: Wind? Andy: (Shaking Head no and continues waving flag) Barney: Wave? Andy: (Shaking Head no and now pointing to the stars on flag) Barney: Stars? Andy: States! Barney: States! We The People Of The United States.. Andy: In Order. Barney: In Order... Andy: To Form A. Barney: To Form A... Andy: More Perfect Barney: Perfect. Andy: U... Barney: U. To Form A more Perfect You. Andy: Nyon! Barney: Nyon! Union. In Order To Form A more Perfect Union. Andy: Es... Barney: Es... Andy: Ta... Barney: Ta... Andy: Bli... Barney: Bli... Andy: Sh... Barney: (Barney Looks Puzzled) Andy: Sh... Barney: Establish. Andy: Establish! Barney: Establish! Andy: Just... Barney: Establish Just A... Andy: Tice! Barney: Tice! Justice! Establish Justice... Andy: In Sure Domestic Tranquillity... Barney: Tranquillity... (Barney Saying The Same As Andy But Only A Second Behind) Andy: Provide For The Common Defense... Barney: Defense... Andy: Promote The General Welfare... Barney: Welfare... Andy: And Secure The Blessings Of Liberty To Ourselves and Our Posterity To Ordain And Establish This Constitution For The United States Of America. Barney: Of America! (Barney sits back with his arms folded, smiling and looking confident again.) Andy: You want to run through that again or do you think you got it? Barney: I got it. You learn something, you learn it. (Opie Enters the courthouse) Opie: Pa? Andy: Oh Hi Ope. Opie: You talking about something? Andy: Oh No No No, Barney was just showing me how he can still remember something he learned in the eighth grade. Barney: Surprised ya too, didn't I? Andy: Sure Did. ------------------------------ End of wbmutbb-digest V2 #157 ***************************** ************************************************** ~ Visit our sponsor ~ Weaver's Department Store ~ http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/weavers/ ************************************************** You must send your comments to the Digest from the address you used to join WBMUTBB or your message will not be posted. Only members may post to this mailing list. To remove yourself from the WBMUTBB Digest mailing list send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the following command in the body of your email message: unsubscribe wbmutbb-digest [EMAIL PROTECTED] To change your email address, first unsubscribe using the command above and then re-subscribe using the following command in the body of your email message: subscribe wbmutbb-digest
