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To unsubscribe/change address, scroll to the bottom of this issue. wbmutbb-digest Wednesday, May 16 2001 Volume 03 : Number 137 Topics in this issue: Re: wbmutbb-digest V3 #136 Re: TV Land's Editing Re: one liners Barney's voice teacher Digest Etiquette Re: Digest Etiquette Memorable lines Heading east Barney's Anniversary Re: wbmutbb-digest V3 #136 The Classic One Liners Re: wbmutbb-digest V3 #132 What were A & H watching? One liners ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 20:18:08 -0500 From: "Martha Templeton" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Re: wbmutbb-digest V3 #136 Favorite one-liners: "...you can tell the gubener to put that in his smipe and poke it!" ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 22:23:35 -0400 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: TV Land's Editing Jubal Foster Wrote: >>I Also have noticed that since TV Land shows epilogs now, that many fine moments are cut.>> I'm really frosted they cut the "Al Becker" bit from "A Date For Gomer." But since we're getting scenes most of us have never seen before, I think it's more than a fair trade off. However I have to agree with you on cutting the "giraffes are selfish" line from "Dogs, Dogs, Dogs." That's the best part of the episode. Al Becker "Daylight's precious when your a youngin.' " ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 22:45:16 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: one liners I always liked "Lots o' luck to you and yours!" 'cause it fits any situation even for those non TAGS fans who can't picture it being said on the show. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 22:43:04 -0700 (PDT) From: Chuck <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Barney's voice teacher I've always thought the episode where Barney is taking singing lessons from Miss Poultice and Gomer replaces him (temporarily) in the choir kind of strange. I mean, if Miss Poultice was worth her salt as a voice teacher she NEVER would have considered Barney good enough to be in the choir, or even as good as Leonard Blush, assuming Mr. Blush was talented enough to be on radio. I don't mean to break the Golden Rule here but it just seems unusual for a voice teacher to have ears less discerning than ordinary folks. Still love the episode, though! Chuck "You beat everything, you know that!" ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 May 2001 07:55:45 -0400 From: "Dan Goodwin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Digest Etiquette Paul, thanks for your gentle reminders to folks who SHOUT by typing in all caps. but it got me to thankin' (now, where's that bucket) would that mean that typing in all lower case means you're whispering? ANd would sOMEthing lIKe this Mean yoU Have the hiCCups? These kinds of things bother a slender, high-spirited person like me who is need of a Mr. Cookie bar this morning. dan ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 May 2001 07:41:47 -0500 From: Allan Newsome <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Re: Digest Etiquette <<These kinds of things bother a slender, high-spirited person like me who is need of a Mr. Cookie bar this morning.>> These kind of things would bother you if you's married. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 May 2001 11:27:12 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Memorable lines << Not sure if I get the name right in this one, but y'all know the one I mean: "Jelsy, walk with me...Jelsy, kiss my mouth" >> My girls and I recite this one often. I told them they'll have to remember this line when they start courtin'. "Walk with me Jelsic, dance with me Jelsic. Jelsic, kiss my mouth!" "Tell her to quit hangin' her head out the window like a dog!" Aunt Bee from Modesto, CA ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 May 2001 11:36:01 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Heading east A bit off-topic: My daughters and I will be in the general vicinity of TAGS stomping grounds in July. My girls are going to a high school vocal music summer camp at Bob Jones University, in Greenville, SC. I'll be staying with my relatives in the Gatlinburg/Sevierville/Pigeon Forge area of Tennessee for the week of camp, and I'm thinkin' I may just have to point my nose east toward Mt Airy and see if it makes me feel any more Mayberry-like. Think it'll work? Aunt Bee from Modesto, CA ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 May 2001 13:38:22 -0400 From: "Harriet Browder" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Barney's Anniversary Don't forget that May 16 is FIVE day. Now you celebrate accordingly! Harriet, the chicken thief _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 May 2001 11:02:35 -0400 From: Maxine Blakely <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Re: wbmutbb-digest V3 #136 I don't usually respond - just enjoy reading all the facts and e-mails. I had the privilege of going to "Mayberry" two summers ago and still think about it almost daily. I plan to go back this summer if I can work it in. It's like going back in time. I live in the past so much, so it was right up my ally. I wonder if anyone can tell me how "Floyd" (can't remember his real name)he barber is. Is he still at the barbershop. It was so interesting when my husband and I went in. He thought he knew me and stop cutting hair to come speak to me. The day we left we went back and he insisted on giving me a t-shirt and told me if I ever came back for Mayberry days I had a place to stay. He kissed me on the cheek and I told him I felt like I had met a long lost friend. Anyway, if you can tell me if he's still there and can, I would love to know. Thanks. Maxine Blakely from Seneca, SC [EMAIL PROTECTED] ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 May 2001 13:54:29 -0500 From: "DEBORAH DUBOSE" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: The Classic One Liners Ah, The Classics! These come for that marvelous episode where the boys fix Goober up with Lydia--aka The Albatross (that's what sensitive Barney called her): 1. (Barney) "Goober, you were on a date; you weren't taking medicine." 2. (Goober) "Barn, Barn, They're doing it! They're doing it!!!" 3. (Barney) "Six Can't Play Bridge, Goober." (That clipped way he says each word is what kills me.) 4. (Lydia) "I don't mind ordinary conversation, but I hate to chit-chat." (It was cut out this time. And what a shame! The same as Andy going back for her hair ribbon and telling Goober to ask her not to "hang her head out the car window like a dog." There ought to be a law against such shameful editing.) 5. (Barney, referring to Goober) "Not much lays on his chest." 6. (Andy, referring to Goober) "Your hair is dripping." 7. (Goober to Lydia) "That's the couch I was telling you about." Have you ever wondered WHAT exactly did he tell old Lydia about that couch? She hates chit-chat and barely tolerates ordinary conversation, so what would this prude have listened to about The Couch? Now, Heaven knows I love Lydia; she's my best friend. But I have imagined and imagined this couch conversation for years and have come up empty every time. Got any ideas? Write what you think Goober would have told Lydia about the "love" couch. Laura Lee Hobbs, I know about dime stores & I know about gold trucks, but Goober talking about a "love" couch leaves me dry. ("He just floats it out there." Goober--and Barney) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 May 2001 17:30:36 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: wbmutbb-digest V3 #132 Would you please send future digests to my new e-mail address [EMAIL PROTECTED] ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 May 2001 23:23:18 -0000 From: "Charlie Brakefield" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: What were A & H watching? I watched the episode today with Goober and Lydia - in the scene where Andy and Helen were on the couch and Barney and Goober were watching through the window - I've tried to figure out what kind of show that A & H were watching. When he first turns on the TV he says something like "How about a little adventure?" The music comes on and it sounds like it's from Hawaii 5-0 or something like that. Then when Andy uses his 'diversonary tactic' it sounds like a trumpet and the calvary coming with the gun shots and all. This could be an interesting concept for a program but I'm having a little trouble putting the two ideas together... - -Charlie (book 'im Festus) _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 May 2001 19:22:28 -0700 (PDT) From: Joe Bradford <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: One liners Another Favorite One liner; "Gomer, get down there with them spiders!" "Poor Horatio" I can't remember exactly what Ernest T. says but he talks about getting a gold tooth and says something to the effect - - "It'll look good while I'm dancin'" Somebody correct that one - I just can see E.T. dancing around the Army enlistment center being silly. and - "Make ya thaaaaaank" (thaaaaank = think ala Gomer) ===== Make a World of difference to someone in need! Click here; http://www.givewater.org/ and pass it on! __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! 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