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Today's Topics:

   1. Gun rack security is no laughing matter... ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
   2. Two-timing Andy? ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
   3. meanest ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
   4. Re: live audiences (Robbie Curlee)
   5. Resorts and mean folks ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
   6. Re: Meanest person in Mayberry ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
   7. mirror joke (Paul Mulik)
   8. Mayberry (Anita Carpenter)
   9. Jail Keys (Ellen Kuber)

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Message: 1
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Sat, 23 Mar 2002 08:21:36 EST
Subject: Gun rack security is no laughing matter...
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

     I think if you look real close you'll see that the bar over the gun rack 
is hanging off to the side, as opposed to being completely gone.  I think.  
     Forgive me for adding one more silly joke to the bunch...
     A priest, a rabbi, a dwarf, and a rabbit in a tuxedo walk into a bar.  
The bartender looks up and says "Hey, what is this, some kind of a joke?"
     Chick-a-chee, chick-a-chee !!
Mike
Shepherdsville  KY

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Message: 2
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Sat, 23 Mar 2002 08:37:59 EST
Subject: Two-timing Andy?
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

I was watching last nights episode of TAGS (Andy's Old Girlfriend) and Goober 
states that She and Andy were always together.  Andy mentions that that was 
10 years ago.  Now, if my calculations are correct, Opie would have been a 
baby of 2 or 3 years at that time.  In one of the first episodes, Andy is 
talking to Opie about his mother and Opie remembers her so, it seems that 
Andy was a two-timer.

Mike "I had it and had to get rid of it" Creech

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Message: 3
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Sat, 23 Mar 2002 09:00:07 EST
Subject: meanest
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

In a message dated 3/23/02 6:04:36 AM Central Standard Time, 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

<< Who would y'all say is the "meanest" person ever to visit Mayberry?

I guess this guy was a resident, but he sure was mean. I am speaking of 
Sheldon the Nickle Taker.
Larry Inman
"You know, I miss Barney."
  >>

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Message: 4
Date: Sat, 23 Mar 2002 11:10:26 -0500
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
From: Robbie Curlee <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: live audiences 

>I always
>understood the only reason TAGS wasn't filmed that way (except for the Danny
>Thomas pilot) was that the producers wanted a lot of outside location scenes.

 From what I've read, that's one of the reasons for filming with one camera 
instead of three. One of the other reasons is that Andy highly preferred 
the one camera format as it allowed the audience a much greater intimacy 
with the characters . Obviously filming with one camera would not work with 
a live audience as scenes are filmed out of order to accommodate things 
like lighting one particular set, etc. Some actors such as Dick Van Dyke 
and Lucille Ball preferred the three camera live audience set up. Aaron 
Rueben wanted to film Gomer Pyle, USMC with three cameras but due to the 
large amount of outdoor shooting, decided to use the same one camera format 
as TAGS.

> > It's been preyin' on my mind, y'all. What DID the mirror say
> > to the dresser?
> >
>
>
>I've been told that the punch line is "Your drawers are open."
>
>
>--Allan
Allan, sounds like a good one for Mayberry Days!


Robbie Curlee
Barnwell, SC

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Message: 5
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Sat, 23 Mar 2002 14:09:28 -0500
Subject: Resorts and mean folks

Joe, you forgot to tell us where Loon Lake Lodge is located.  Maybe we
can go when we travel. I love Rainforest Cafe so would enjoy this place
too!  
My vote for meanest person was the crook who threatened to come back and
get Barney; he tried but was foiled by Andy, PTL.
Aunt Bee of Orlando

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Message: 6
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Sat, 23 Mar 2002 14:43:20 EST
Subject: Re: Meanest person in Mayberry
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

It seems to me that the meanest person in Mayberry based on his character 
would have to be Ben Weaver ie; Scrooge at Christmas, trying to forclose on 
the Scobies, running the traveling salesman out of town and even when the 
actor changed in later episodes it seems like he was always mad. What do yall 
think?

                                                        Andy Holley
                                                 Shreveport, Louisiana

"all they understand is a leg of lamb"

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Message: 7
Date: Sat, 23 Mar 2002 13:53:15 -0600
From: Paul Mulik <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: mirror joke
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

>>>It's been preyin' on my mind, y'all. What DID the mirror say to the
dresser?

The following response, written by Harvey Bullock, can be found on the "Ask
the Writer" section of our club's website:


Q. I have a question for Harvey Bullock. I've watched the episode "Aunt
Bee's Romance" at least 30 times, and I always wonder about the punchline to
Roger's riddle: What DID the mirror say to the dresser?

A. To that most faithful viewer who's seen AUNT BEE'S ROMANCE thirty times
(!!) and is going into terminal bonkers over a question asked but not
answered.; First I am flattered immensely by your interest in TAGS. Next, ,I
really had to rack my ancient mind to remember the reply in the old gag I
had the annoying Roger use, e.g. "What did the mirror say to the dresser?"

In the script I didn't give the answer, I stewed and stewed, finally
EUREKA..after 35 years the answer came to me..I remembered it was a touch
gamey to be told in Aunt Bee's presence, (but very tame by today's
standards.) the zippy answer is

I DON'T MEAN TO CAST REFLECTIONS, BUT YOUR DRAWERS ARE OPEN.

I hope Faithful Fan's sanity can now be saved.. best to all, Harvey Bullock

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Message: 8
Date: Sat, 23 Mar 2002 13:41:48 -0800 (PST)
From: Anita Carpenter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Mayberry
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Everyone has been talking about the meanest person to
"visit" Mayberry.  I guess I would have to agree with
those who said Roger Hanover.  He was so unpleasant to
Andy, I sure care didn't care for that although it was
part of the storyline. Some mentioned regulars on TAGS
that were "mean" at times.  I was hoping it wouldn't
take that avenue as all of us are "out of sorts"
sometimes, not necessarily "mean". I like to think
about all the joy I receive from TAGS, and the "going
back to a simpler time" I feel while watching it.

Isn't it neat when we come upon something to remind us
of TAGS in our daily lives.  I was going into my local
Kroger store and saw that they had pansies for sale; 
I stopped and remembered them from TAGS.  Floyd
entered pansies in the flower show that was sponsored
by the Simmons Seed Company, of course he was the
winner, and only one of two entries in the pansie
division.  Although he could have come in second if
Andy had blocked the sun they were getting in front of
the barber shop.  Wasn't Aunt Bee noble to attend even
after her rose was destroyed?  What a lady!

Have a Mayberry Day,

Anita Carpenter

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Message: 9
Date: Sun, 24 Mar 2002 00:15:27 -0800
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Ellen Kuber)
Subject: Jail Keys

Up here in SE Wisconsin, we're known as the Tool Box of the country:  We
have a lot of tool & die shops and such.  I was thinking....I know that the
tech. schools around here have their tool & die students design dies as
class projects to actually be able to produce a simple product.  Do you
think I could approach instructors with the idea of having a student design
and make a die that would produce our Mayberry Jail keys?  I know where I
could go to have the keys manufactured once the die was made.  But I would
need to have at least a drawing or picture of what I'd want.  I know that
there's a B&W episode where the camera focuses on the jail keys while
they're lying on the floor.  Which episode was that?  Or is there another
way to get a good depiction of the keys?  How long do you think they
actually were, and what do you think the diameter was of the key ring?  Were
they made of brass?  (I remember that Virgil polished them to death that one
time.)  They seemed so dark in most of the episodes....I wonder if they WERE
brass.  Did anyone ever SAY what they were made of?  Wouldn't it be neat to
be able to produce them and sell them through Weaver's?  Who wouldn't want
to hang a set of Mayberry Jail Keys on a nail in their homes?  (Don't put
them in the drawer!!!!)  I've been looking through antique stores up here
trying to find them for years, and although the clerks always know what I'm
talking about, they don't have any in their inventories, and say that if
they ever DO come across them, they're snatched up almost immediately.  Any
help with my questions would be appreciated.  (And if you think this is a
bad idea, you can tell me that, too -- I can take constructive criticism --
as long as you end it with "Best of luck to you and yours.")


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