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Today's Topics:
1. Favorite One Liners (or two-liners) (Stephanie Branch)
2. A one word one-liner (Marty)
3. One Liners (Dan Goodwin)
4. GREAT LINES (Tom Mattingly)
5. Briscoe's One Liners (Greg Painter)
6. Favorite One-Liners (Julie Bowers)
7. Re: episodes that mention others ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
8. One Liners (Paul Jennings SLES)
9. one liners ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
10. Re: favorite one-liners ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
11. one liners (david smith)
12. One-Liners ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
13. One Liners ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
14. dislike/favorite ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
15. "One Liners" and Uncle Ollie (Mike Zimmerman)
16. one liners (Amanda L. Ball)
17. new favorite one-liner ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
18. one liners (Michael Oliver)
19. Re:20 ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
20. Re:Is there in one in my homw town? ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
21. Mayberry in print... (Beth Perona)
22. Woodrow Wilson? (Lisa Jackson)
23. One liner (BADailey)
24. Re: One-liners (Ron McLendon)
25. Favorite One-Liners (Les Stuckey)
26. One Liners ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
27. Re: WBMUTBB digest, Vol 1 #183 - 20 msgs (Cathy Schreima)
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Message: 1
From: "Stephanie Branch" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Favorite One Liners (or two-liners)
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 12:24:42 +0000
How about a two-liner:
Barney: "The next time I want a haircut I'll just stick my head in a
pencil sharpener."
Floyd (the old Floyd, William Baldwin): "Yes sir, and it'd fit too!"
One more favorite:
Briscoe Darling: "I can take some manners and I can take some cleaning
up and I can take a bossy mouth, but I ain't about to be beat to death
with no spoon!"
Barney's Girl
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Message: 2
From: "Marty" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: A one word one-liner
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 07:27:20 -0500
"Coming!"
(Barney to Andy Lou)
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Message: 3
From: "Dan Goodwin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: One Liners
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 08:35:53 -0400
OK, OK, I've said it before, but when it comes to one-liners, Briscoe
Darling is right up there with the best of them. I could probably fill up
the Digest with a list of Briscoe's best, but right up there as number one
would be:
I ain't about to be beat to death with no spoon!
dan
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Message: 4
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 08:48:02 -0400
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
From: Tom Mattingly <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: GREAT LINES
How about when Barney resigns and ends up in jail? I think it's in the
Citizen's Arrest episode.
He and Otis begin arguing. "Barney's in jail," Otis says several times. To
which Barney replies, "Nip it, nip it, nip it." Otis says, "Who's gonna
make me?" To which Barney replies, "Me, myself and I!" To which Otis
replies, "That's three people." A great moment.
How about any of Barney's speeches to anyone in jail. "Here at the Rock, we
have two rules..." Or his speech to Opie's friends. "Now, boys..." I could
go on and on.
His attempt to get an apparently sleeping Otis to tell him the location of
the still is a classic.
Best of luck to you and yours.
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Message: 5
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 06:05:42 -0700 (PDT)
From: Greg Painter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Briscoe's One Liners
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Briscoe had many great one-liners, but my favorite
was: "Got time to breathe, got time for music!"
McBV - Mayberry Chapter - Knoxville, TN
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Message: 6
From: Julie Bowers <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "'[EMAIL PROTECTED]'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Favorite One-Liners
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 09:23:35 -0400
My all time favorite one-liner is "No coffee, tea or punch, thank you".
Julie in Tennessee
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Message: 7
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 09:09:58 EDT
Subject: Re: episodes that mention others
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
I noticed in "Opie and Mike" the other night Andy and Sam referred back to
the time Opie crossed a bully. Obviously Mike's situation was much different
(the bully was much larger than Mike, not just Opie's size and obnoxious).
In the episode about Aunt Bee learning to fly, Howard mentions his brief
experiment in living on a tropical island.
Dixon
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Message: 8
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 08:39:12 -0500
Subject: One Liners
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
From: "Paul Jennings SLES" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
How about....."Wear a ruby ring and ride a horse....the horse will go mad."
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Message: 9
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 09:39:37 EDT
Subject: one liners
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
My favorite for this morning:
>From Briscoe Darling:"What number did I commit"
2nd favorite this morning:
From Ernest T.: "irritatin'' ain't it?"
Larry Inman
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Message: 10
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 09:58:40 EDT
Subject: Re: favorite one-liners
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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"...Clarisse Tyler, Maude Clarisse Tyler, Annabelle Tyler, and Ralph
Henderson."
(my favorite one-liner)
pam in texas
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Message: 11
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 07:12:36 -0700 (PDT)
From: david smith <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: one liners
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
"Andy, if you threw a quail through here every woman
in it'd point!"
I have used that one in real life, as well as
"I think we got 'er if she don't jump"
and
"sick as a dog but having the time of my life"
David
Columbia, SC
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Message: 12
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 10:17:47 EDT
Subject: One-Liners
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Hey, I love these one-liners! They have been entertaining and refreshing.
Keep 'em comin'! In only a handful of words, they show the creative humor
and outstanding writing of TAGS! Wish I'd written them all down just as they
came in from day 1.
Larry in CO
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Message: 13
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: One Liners
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 11:04:52 -0400
Hi All,
My favorite all time one liner has to be "Oh Paw, Cant I even look at the
pretty man?"
Teresa Welch
Greensboro
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Message: 14
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 09:52:04 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: dislike/favorite
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Hello TAGGERS:
I don't have an episode I don't particularly care for
that I have come to like. But, I do turn the color off
so I can watch the color episodes in b&w.
'Cept for when Miss Helen Crump is in the episode.
She's purtier in color!
Andy: "Wanna' go get a soda Otis."
Otis:" No, bad for my liver!"
Ted Schott
INDPLS
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Message: 15
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 09:55:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: Mike Zimmerman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: "One Liners" and Uncle Ollie
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Hey Ya'll,
My favorite one-liner is in the episode "Barneys New
Car"..."Now I'll drive so I'll sit in the front seat"
Also Allison & Doug Johnson mentioned Uncle Ollie and
family. I don't know why they didn't have a recurring
appearance on the show sort of like Ernest "T" because
Uncle Ollie Aunt Nora & Family just seem like they
naturally belong in Mayberry. Any other thoughts on
this?
I be seein ya,
Mike Z.
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Message: 16
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 12:59:16 -0500
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
From: "Amanda L. Ball" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: one liners
"Got time to breathe.....got time for music!"
--Briscoe Darlin
Amanda
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Message: 17
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 14:12:25 EDT
Subject: new favorite one-liner
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
After watching the episode last night about Goober`s contest, I now have a
new favorite one-liner. Although "BREAD!", "MEAT!", and "TATERS!" will always
stay close to the top, my new favorite one-liner is now--
"I didnt just walk in here wearing a tuxeder, you know"
Lots of luck to you and yers,
Mrs. Mendlebright
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Message: 18
From: "Michael Oliver" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: one liners
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 13:44:05 -0500
Hi,
My favorite one liner is of course "Now if they's giraffes!"
however lately in my mind I keep hearing, "she's a very pretty girl!"
"do you tell a bird to go chirp, chirp!" another favorite.
Whoever came up with the one liner idea, it's a outstandin' one!
God Bless
Michael
"Now if they's giraffes"
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Message: 19
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 16:25:18 EDT
Subject: Re:20
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
This is for Doug Johnson: I hate to say anything about any of the tags shows,
because i love most all of them, and i will watch the reruns, rerun for ever
if they stay on that long.... but there is one that i don't favor to
much...its the one with Jim Lindsey in it, i don't know why but to me he
seems to be a little show..offie. no offense to anyone thats just me i guess.
But i watch it anyway because i love the rest of the show. 'Time for me to
shut my Mouth!' Keep up the good work Alan!! We Love the tags!.. 'well I'll
see ya!"
Mary From Macon
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Message: 20
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 16:28:16 EDT
Subject: Re:Is there in one in my homw town?
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
I was wondering if there was any one in my home town that belongs to the Andy
Griffith Tags club? Thats where i am from and it would be good to know if
there are others also fom here. maybe we could get together and start a study
of our own around here. Let me here from ya if there is.
Mary Knowland
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Message: 21
From: "Beth Perona" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "WBMUTBB? \(E-mail\)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Mayberry in print...
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 15:40:20 -0500
Yesterday, I received the latest issue of Country Discoveries magazine. I
was looking through it today, and what should I find? An article about Mt.
Airy! I tried to find it online, but they currently don't have this
particular article on their website ( www.countrydiscoveries.com ). I don't
know if they change the articles between issues or not, so you might want to
check it out once in a while over the next couple of months to see if it
gets put online. The article mentions getting your hair cut by Russel Hiatt
and having a porkchop sandwich for lunch, and has pictures of the Snappy
Lunch, in the barber shop and of a squad car outside the Old Mayberry Jail.
It's a neat article, so you might try looking for the magazine at your local
library!
Beth P.
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Message: 22
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 17:06:21 -0400
From: Lisa Jackson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Woodrow Wilson?
> Above this bookcase, I noticed a framed
> picture that had George Washington on the left,
> Abraham Lincoln on the right, and what looked like
> Woodrow Wilson in the middle. Has this been discussed
> before? (I'm sure it has) Was it Wilson? This was
> 1960, between the terms of Ike & JFK. Any
> significance in this picture, or just another prop?
I think it was Calvin Coolidge. Floyd probably put it up there. ;) Just
kidding!
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Message: 23
From: "BADailey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: One liner
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 18:06:27 -0400
Mayberry's a happy place ain it? Been readin these one liners last fews days-
great stuff, almostest good as watchin Andy.
"Now, I'll drive, so I'll sit in the front seat,.."
Dooley
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Message: 24
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 18:03:17 -0500
From: Ron McLendon <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: One-liners
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
I must say that my all-time favorite one-liner would be, "If honesty is such a
good policy, how come I'm out a cap pistol?"
Ron McLendon
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LaVergne, TN
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Message: 25
From: "Les Stuckey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Favorite One-Liners
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 19:25:37 -0400
Here is one of my favorite one-liners:
Opie says "If honesty is such a good policy, how come I'm out a cap pistol".
Just love it, don't you?
Les Stuckey
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Message: 26
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 20:20:19 EDT
Subject: One Liners
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Two of my favorite one liners are in Barneys first car. The first is when
they are all taking a ride in the car. Both lines are from Gomer. The first
is when Gomer is asked how he is feeling. "Sick as a dog but having the time
of my life" The second is after Wally has determined what Barneys car needs
in repairs. Gomer lists all the things it needs including radiator hose
coupling. "And I gave her a wash to" This episode really cracks me up.
You beat everything you know that. ~~~Randy~~~ Indiana's Bartney Fife
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Message: 27
From: "Cathy Schreima" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "cathy" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: WBMUTBB digest, Vol 1 #183 - 20 msgs
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 21:47:18 -0400
Norman Vincent Peale once said, "Let a series of happy thoughts run through
your mind. They will show on your face." That's exactley what happened when
I read the Digest tonight. I love the one liners lots of happy thoughts.
Even though like many others I can't pick just one. I laughed outloud at the
line, "Ain't you got a jack?" and chocked up at Opie's line, "...he's one of
my own." In a world where it's rush, rush, rush, isn't it nice there's a
little Mayberry to put some joy in our day and remind us, "What's your
Hurray."
Speaking of joy in my day, I am the community news editor at the newspaper
in St. Marys,Ohio and was having a really stressful day when in walked a,
"Stranger in Town," with a story idea. He saw the Barney Fife stuff on my
desk and the next thing you know we were talking Mayberry. It seems he's a
member of the Bexley West, Va. TAGSRWC. He even stumped me on two trivia
questions. So to Hal, I'll just say, ""You beat everything, you know that"
Sorry this post is so long. I hope you all have a Mayberry Day! Skippy!
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