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Today's Topics:
1. One Liners ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
2. A question. (Tim Harris)
3. One liners... (Jeff Reed)
4. (no subject) ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
5. One Liners (Danny Taylor)
6. One Liners (Kim Nichols)
7. Michael Hoover (JEFF D BRANCH)
8. they's dandies! (Tony & Susan)
9. One-Liners ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
10. Another favorite one liner (Bill Grella)
11. one liners (Cathy Jernigan)
12. Speaking of Barbara Eden... ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
13. To Mary from Macon... ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
14. To Mary from Macon... ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
15. Pickups and Splashes and a one liner (GRITTON, JOE A (AIT))
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Message: 1
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 22:03:17 EDT
Subject: One Liners
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Time for me to put in my 2 cents worth on the one liners ..
My favorite has to be "Call the MAN!"
I use it all the time when people are hemming and hawing about how to fix
something, or whether it should even be fixed, or if we should get a new one
...
"Call the MAN, Aunt Bee .. Call the MAN!"
Kathy Jo and Rudy
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Message: 2
From: "Tim Harris" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: A question.
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 21:21:28 -0500
I am new to the group, but am really enjoying the shared interest in the
love and passion for TAGS. I am a fan of only the "old" shows. Once they
went to Color, I lost interest.
However, I have been asked what R.F.D. stands for and I, quite honestly, do
not know.
Can you help me with the answer?
Redraider from Dallas.
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Message: 3
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 21:33:17 -0500
Subject: One liners...
From: Jeff Reed <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
I'm an elementary school music teacher. On the wall of my music room is
my favorite poster, truly words of wisdom...
"Got time to breathe, got time for music!" - Briscoe Darling
I always thought it was perfect, and I love explaining it when my
students ask me about it.
"Mayberry says Thanks and Happy Motoring!"
Jeff Reed
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Message: 4
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 22:41:25 EDT
Subject: (no subject)
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Hey all
some good one liners, but you fergot the BEST one:
"Fine, just don't talk about my mother!!"
Barney in Illinois
Don't talk about MY mother either!
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Message: 5
From: "Danny Taylor" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "TAGS Digest" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: One Liners
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 22:01:27 -0500
Speaking of Brisco Darling I love when he first meets Barney and Andy
introduces them.
Barney says something to Brisco and Brisco looks at Andy and Says;
Is he one of our'n?
After being assured by Andy that he is he replies
Just so I knows where I stand.
That cracks me up every time.
Also after Andy tries to catch the boys in the Hotel room and Brisco asks Andy
if
he doesn't believe he can get all those different music sounds out of a jug
and Andy
says he doesn't Brisco says
A man's entitled to his opinion.
Truly classic lines. I dont know who the writer for Brisco was but he sure was
able to
give a truly different vision of a man from the hills. I think Brisco mellowed
out a little bit more in later episodes.
Dapper Dan
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Message: 6
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 20:13:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: Kim Nichols <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: One Liners
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
I' ve got a new favorite line from Opie's Birds. Everyone loves the one about
the trees beig nice and full. My new favorite from that episode is " The next
time I go tiger hunting I'll make sure and take my twezzers". Auntbee 42
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Message: 7
Reply-To: "JEFF D BRANCH" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
From: "JEFF D BRANCH" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Michael Hoover
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 23:28:38 -0400
I wanted to remind everyone that Michael Hoover who performs as Elvis at the
Mayberry Days will be performing in Oakboro NC this saturday night beginning
at 8:00 PM. This event will take place at the Oakboro Music Hall and Michael
will have his band Sweetwater with him. If you need any information email me
at [EMAIL PROTECTED] or check out the web site www.oakboromusichall.com
Jeff
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Message: 8
From: "Tony & Susan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: they's dandies!
Date: Thu, 18 Apr 2002 00:09:37 -0400
I'm havin' a time readin' all these fav-o-rite one liners.
"I LOOOVE IT Bert!"
the ever thinnin' fatman
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Message: 9
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Thu, 18 Apr 2002 01:18:27 EDT
Subject: One-Liners
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
"Move over; I'm driving!" (Barney speaking to a car full of dogs)
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Message: 10
From: "Bill Grella" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Another favorite one liner
Date: Thu, 18 Apr 2002 01:44:48 -0400
Hi Y'all
I have to post another favorite one-liner.
In "Dogs, Dogs, Dogs".....Barney puts all the dogs in the patrol car and
says the classic line - "Move over I'm driving!"
Talk to y'all again soon!
Bill Grella - themiloboys
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Message: 11
From: "Cathy Jernigan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: one liners
Date: Thu, 18 Apr 2002 03:08:42 -0400
I love the scene where Barney is talking to all the dogs in the car and says
"Move over I'm driving" that one cracks me up.
Thought about killing him, kinda hated to go that far"
I got a uvula, you got a uvula, all god's children have a uvula.
Andy: Halleluiah
These one liners are like lay's potato chips, bet you can't just eat one! one
liners-bet you can't just say one. Have a good day my fellow mayberry friends.
cathy
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Message: 12
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Thu, 18 Apr 2002 06:10:33 EDT
Subject: Speaking of Barbara Eden...
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
"That is definitely not a boy!"
Chick-a-chee, chick-a-chee !!
Mike
Shepherdsville KY
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Message: 13
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Thu, 18 Apr 2002 06:30:50 EDT
Subject: To Mary from Macon...
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Maybe you should watch the episode where Jim comes back to town broke.
A big helpin' of humble pie doesn't do him any harm at all, and with Andy's
help (of course) he gets back on the straight and narrow. Ol' Jim's a good
boy, just a little full of himself! Being back in Mayberry is therapetic for
him, just like it is for all of us.
And to Fred(?) - Did you ask Lydia if she was from ancient Greece?
Chick-a-chee, chick-a-chee !!
Mike
Shepherdsville KY
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Message: 14
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Thu, 18 Apr 2002 06:33:57 EDT
Subject: To Mary from Macon...
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Maybe you should watch the episode where Jim comes back to town broke.
A big helpin' of humble pie doesn't do him any harm at all, and with Andy's
help (of course) he gets back on the straight and narrow. Ol' Jim's a good
boy, just a little full of himself! Being back in Mayberry is therapetic for
him, just like it is for all of us.
And to Fred(?) - Did you ask Lydia if she was from ancient Greece?
Chick-a-chee, chick-a-chee !!
Mike
Shepherdsville KY
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Message: 15
From: "GRITTON, JOE A (AIT)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "'[EMAIL PROTECTED]'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Pickups and Splashes and a one liner
Date: Thu, 18 Apr 2002 07:33:55 -0400
The one-liners are great. no matter how many times we do this, just like
watchin the reruns, they still seem funny and fresh. (I'll add one at the
end) I finally got to watch my tape of that Travel Channel special where
George Lindsey visits Mr. Airy. It was fun to watch, but I saw one of those
inaccurate facts that trained noticers sometime catch from the TVLand
Narrator. John, Ritter, host of the show (who worked with Don Knott's on
Three's Company) said that Barney carried the same rusty bullet in his
pocket for eight years. Now we know that is simply not true!
A) Barney never had a bullet very long before he accidentally fired it
2) Barney was an expert at good bullet maintenance..Asa "Wow Barney that's
great, I've heard about your bullet"
c) A guy moves into town and has no job (John Ritter) and he has never met
Mrs. Bendlemright or any of Barney's other friends who would know.
...beside that, in the poem (There was a deputy name Fife)...it was the
knife that was rusty
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I went to that Goober "Chat" that Allan told us about, but it didn't work
out very well. They seemed to only want him to talk about that Film
Festival that he is in charge or in Alabama, and there were folks on there
that were very rude and crude. It made me appreciate even more, how Allan
keeps thing clean and positive here at the old Digest.
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"Thought about Killin' him, but hated to go that far"
The Untrained Voice
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