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Today's Topics:
1. RE:One liners (Sallee, Timothy)
2. ONE LINERS (rswitt)
3. Travel channel road trip (Michael Oliver)
4. Request for healing (Teresa Horstman)
5. One liners (Michael Oliver)
6. Jim Nabors' Home (Greg Painter)
7. Harvey Bullock et al.... ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
8. Quote of the Day ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
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Message: 1
From: "Sallee, Timothy" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "'[EMAIL PROTECTED]'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: RE:One liners
Date: Sun, 21 Apr 2002 09:18:53 -0500
Winkin can tell Blinkin, Blinkin can tell Nod, and Nod Can Tell Barney!
Laugh a minute Taylor thats what you are!
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Message: 2
From: "rswitt" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: ONE LINERS
Date: Sun, 21 Apr 2002 11:28:47 -0700
The best one liner ever, maybe in all of television....
Barney itchin' to arrest Ms. Mendelbright's new
suiter..(episode 104 "Up in Barney's room)
Barney: We'll arrest him on a phony traffic charge.
Andy: No good.
Barney: Why?
Andy: No car.
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Message: 3
From: "Michael Oliver" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Travel channel road trip
Date: Sun, 21 Apr 2002 11:01:16 -0500
Hi all,
I was reading what Joe Gritton wrote about Barney's bullet and thought, that's
right good noticin'. I also noticed something I considered in correct. John
Ritter said that a pork shop sandwich was Andy's favorite meal, I believe it
was Leg of Lamb, as Barney would say "Andy's favorite dish". food (no pun
intended) for thought. I hope I don't seem derogatory.
God Bless
Michael
"Now if they's giraffes"
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Message: 4
From: "Teresa Horstman" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "WBMUTBB" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Request for healing
Date: Sun, 21 Apr 2002 12:26:12 -0400
I'd like to request prayer for my right eye. It has been swollen and red for
almost three weeks now, and the doctor doesn't know why. I am unable to wear
my contact lenses, and I am scared of losing my eyesight.
Thanks to all of you beautiful Mayberry people!
--Teresa (Aunt Bee in Ohio)
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Message: 5
From: "Michael Oliver" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: One liners
Date: Sun, 21 Apr 2002 11:17:29 -0500
Hi all,
How about Barney, "What about you and Lydia", "and Goober'll come along
draggin that albatross with him"
Lydia "everytime I go outdoors, I get the herpes"
God Bless
Michael
"Now if they's giraffes"
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Message: 6
Date: Sun, 21 Apr 2002 13:35:31 -0700 (PDT)
From: Greg Painter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Jim Nabors' Home
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Really enjoyed the TV Land special on Jim Nabors'
home in Hawaii. Even though it was a huge house in
the middle of a tropical paradise, it still seemed
down to earth. Noticed a German Shepherd in the
living room...wonder if it was Lemlee Gilbert?
"You missed it, Andy!"
McBV - Mayberry Chapter - Knoxville, TN
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Message: 7
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Mon, 22 Apr 2002 06:35:10 EDT
Subject: Harvey Bullock et al....
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
In my humble opinion, everyone involved with TAGS should get an ocean-view
home in southern California. Enjoy yourself, Harvey.
How 'bout this'n' here; Some people want it and can't get it...I got it and
had to get rid of it.
You know, I just don't believe that. If anyone ever had "it", it was ol'
Barn!
Chick-a-chee, chick-a-chee !!
Mike
Shepherdsville KY
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Message: 8
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Mon, 22 Apr 2002 06:53:26 EDT
Subject: Quote of the Day
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
ANDY: Well, you've got three sandwiches in here.
BARN: Well, that's right: two for lunch time and one for late in the day
when I get my sinking spell.
ANDY: Well, we'll get you another one.
BARN: That's on salt-risen bread, you know.
ANDY: Well, we'll get on salt-risen bread. There you are. (Feeds
dog.).....Now, let's see what else.....there's a Mr. Cookie Bar.
BARN: Well, come on now. Don't give him my Mr. Cookie Bar. I'll want that
later on.
ANDY: Well, why?
BARN: Well, a slender, high-spirited person needs his sugar pick-me-up late
in the day.
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