OK, I got just 1 more Star Trek funny and I' m through. Direction: The Enterprise is in orbit around a Federation planet. Kirk and his first officer beam to the surface of the planet and approach the Federation Sector Commander.
Kirk: "I am Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise and this is my First Officer, Mr. Schwaump." dan (Picture that scene in your mind's eye without giggling!) (I guess that would mean that Vulcans no longer be the tall, pointy-eared logic-spouting folks, but would be more on the stocky side with a bad hair piece. The "Live Long and Prosper" hand single would still be there, but mainly they would just smile and nod.) _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

