Attention: All people of Mayberry. Attention: All people of Mayberry. Do not use Miracle Salve on human head. Do not use Miracle Salve on human head. I do not care what Viola Slatt may have told you. It will cause hair to come out in bunches. Bunches...Bunches. I will be contacting Mr. Neil "My card in case you ever need my services" Bentley as soon as possible to see if I am eligible for any monetary award. Salve is acceptable for mange on dogs, hoof rot in small sheep, and a glandular condition in African wildebeest, but that is all. Not for human use or human consumption. Laura Lee Hobbs, Dime Store Clerk extraordinaire (and slightly bald at this time) "It just goes to show, if you want a good suit you have to go to Mount Pilot." And if you want good hair products, go to Floyds or the beauty shop, don't listen to Viola Slatt! ________________________________________________________________________ Check out the new AOL. Most comprehensive set of free safety and security tools, free access to millions of high-quality videos from across the web, free AOL Mail and more. _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
